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#1 May 14 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Good
Do you want a nice mouthful of Elderon's ********** Well now you too can partake in the great Elderon teabagging! For only $5 you can eat my balls all day long. Cream sauce is extra though.

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ELDERON, Wis. - Around here, it may be tough to pass up anything deep-fried.

Wisconsinites have deep-fried cheese curds, candy bars and Twinkies. They now have deep-fried livestock ********** too.

More than 300 people paid $5 for all-you-can-eat goat, lamb and bull ************* Saturday at the ninth annual ******** Festival at Mama's Place Bar and Grill in Elderon in central Wisconsin.

"Once you get over the mental (aspect) of what you're eating, it's just like eating any other food, and it tastes good," Buster Hoffman said.

Festival founder Nancy Fenske said the festival grew out of her late husband Roger's birthday party 12 years ago. They decided to have "a nut fry" at Mama's Place after bringing back lamb fries from a trip to Montana.

The event grew every year and now they fry up to 100 pounds of ********** she said.

"What else can you do in a small town?" Fenske said.

Butch Joubert, 58, likes the parts sandwiched between bread with tartar sauce. They're not so different from regular meatballs also served at the festival, he said.

"[b]After a few beers, you can't really tell the difference
," Joubert said.
#2 May 14 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or vomit.
#3 May 14 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Decent
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...Note to self, don't go through Wisconsin...the people are crazy...
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Mmmm, Rocky Mountain Oysters!


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Get your own balls, Elderon.
#6 May 15 2007 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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They're not bad eatin'! I see they didn't mention Rooster nuts, I tried those once as well. It's like a party in your mouth.
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#7 May 15 2007 at 12:29 PM Rating: Decent
Why is it always my state that ends up with the articles about necrophilia, eating balls, and crazy kid-shooting drunks... Smiley: frown
#8 May 15 2007 at 8:17 PM Rating: Good
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Why is it always my state that ends up with the articles about necrophilia, eating balls, and crazy kid-shooting drunks... Smiley: frown
Move to Montana if you want to live in the most boring place in the US.

Edited, May 15th 2007 11:17pm by sweetumssama
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Codyy wrote:
Why is it always my state that ends up with the articles about necrophilia, eating balls, and crazy kid-shooting drunks... Smiley: frown
Move to Montana if you want to live in the most boring place in the US.

Edited, May 15th 2007 11:17pm by sweetumssama


Oh please, they have their OWN ******** festivals! One just outside of Missoula.

(and many other smaller ones around the local ranches where everyone in town gets together and helps castrate livestock - not that I've participated in that, mind you)

#10 May 16 2007 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Codyy wrote:
Why is it always my state that ends up with the articles about necrophilia, eating balls, and crazy kid-shooting drunks... Smiley: frown
Move to Montana if you want to live in the most boring place in the US.

Edited, May 15th 2007 11:17pm by sweetumssama


Oh please, they have their OWN ******** festivals! One just outside of Missoula.

(and many other smaller ones around the local ranches where everyone in town gets together and helps castrate livestock - not that I've participated in that, mind you)

I guess this is what happens when an entire state has nothing but dial-up internet.
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Celcio wrote:
sweetumssama wrote:
Codyy wrote:
Why is it always my state that ends up with the articles about necrophilia, eating balls, and crazy kid-shooting drunks... Smiley: frown
Move to Montana if you want to live in the most boring place in the US.

Edited, May 15th 2007 11:17pm by sweetumssama


Oh please, they have their OWN ******** festivals! One just outside of Missoula.

(and many other smaller ones around the local ranches where everyone in town gets together and helps castrate livestock - not that I've participated in that, mind you)



I have. Brandings are a hoot.

Also, I must protest Montana being the most boring State. I know for a fact the Dakotas are much worse, though South Dakota isn't as bad due to the Sturgis bike rally every year.
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Also, I must protest Montana being the most boring State. I know for a fact the Dakotas are much worse, though South Dakota isn't as bad due to the Sturgis bike rally every year.


And the Corn Palace. Don't forget the Corn Palace...
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#13 May 17 2007 at 2:00 AM Rating: Good
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I have. Brandings are a hoot.


yes they really are :-) but I didn't say that. As is the buckin' horse sale in Miles City.

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Kakar wrote:
Also, I must protest Montana being the most boring State. I know for a fact the Dakotas are much worse, though South Dakota isn't as bad due to the Sturgis bike rally every year.


And the Corn Palace. Don't forget the Corn Palace...


My car broke down on 4 separate occasions outside of Mitchell. I swear that place is cursed. Either that or they wanted to make me their corn queen.

#15 May 18 2007 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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