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My mother cried when I called her yesterday and reminded her that this was the first Mother's Day in the past 27 years where she wouldn't be seeing me. I told her to get knocked up if she didn't like it.
I had my vegan mother and step-grandmother over and made a totaly vegan meal + dessert for them, which they liked.
I of course could not eat that crap, so I made something cheesy on the side and ate it so I wouldn't go hungry for dinner.
They <3'd it, the family watched Night at the Museum, and we called it a day.
I of course could not eat that crap, so I made something cheesy on the side and ate it so I wouldn't go hungry for dinner.
They <3'd it, the family watched Night at the Museum, and we called it a day.
Hubby and the kids took me out to dinner at 94th Aero Squadron. I got flowers and jewelry. And my chinchillas, a white one and a black one that are now named Nippers and Nubbins.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
And my chinchillas, a white one and a black one
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Joph Jr. made me a paper flower bouquet, and I got a card and a spa gift certificate from Joph. I realize nothing came out of my hey-nanoo yet, but for all intents and purposes, I'm rocking the mommy cap.
Jophiel wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
And my chinchillas, a white one and a black one
I didn't think of that. Maybe I'll use them as book covers then.Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I didn't think of that. Maybe I'll use them as book covers then.Atomicflea wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I didn't think of that. Maybe I'll use them as book covers then.
Atomicflea wrote:
Joph Jr. made me a paper flower bouquet, and I got a card and a spa gift certificate from Joph. I realize nothing came out of my hey-nanoo yet, but for all intents and purposes, I'm rocking the mommy cap.
Ahh, crap. I forgot our favorite step-mommy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Ahh, crap. I forgot our favorite step-mommy. 
Thanks for nuthin, Disney!
The best mother's day present was this morning, when Hannah, unprompted for the first time, turned to me while I was making my coffee and said, "Mommy! Mommy, I love you!" hahaha, I nearly cried. I really needed that today.
Of course, then she said, "Pretty shirt mommy!" I was wearing a bath towel, so clearly the child is crazy as a loon and has no idea what she's saying, but I'll take it anyway.
Nexa
Of course, then she said, "Pretty shirt mommy!" I was wearing a bath towel, so clearly the child is crazy as a loon and has no idea what she's saying, but I'll take it anyway.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
glad to hear you chicas had a good Mothers Day. Sickabilly tried to make it very special by taking me to a surprise brunch at one of my favorite places, which features French and Cambodian cuisine. Unfortunately my terror of a 5 yr old messed it up by using his worst behavior all day. I pretty much came home after a few hours of nonstop tantrums, grabbed myself a margarita and sat on the deck for a little while.
Edited, May 14th 2007 2:09pm by DSD
Edited, May 14th 2007 2:09pm by DSD
Add my applause to that auspicious list of alarmingly overproductive and cavernous ******* factories who hang out at the Asylum. Happy "check out how fertile I am" Day, you branched chain amino acid protein-mongers, you.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
Add my applause to that auspicious list of alarmingly overproductive and cavernous ******* factories who hang out at the Asylum. Happy "check out how fertile I am" Day, you branched chain amino acid protein-mongers, you.
Totem
Totem
Thank you Totem. We love you too.
Totem wrote:
cavernous ******* factories
So, what'd you get yours?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
DSD wrote:
Unfortunately my terror of a 5 yr old messed it up by using his worst behavior all day. I pretty much came home after a few hours of nonstop tantrums, grabbed myself a margarita and sat on the deck for a little while.
Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Unfortunately my terror of a 5 yr old messed it up by using his worst behavior all day. I pretty much came home after a few hours of nonstop tantrums, grabbed myself a margarita and sat on the deck for a little while.
Did you clobber him with a turnip?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
DSD wrote:
Unfortunately my terror of a 5 yr old messed it up by using his worst behavior all day. I pretty much came home after a few hours of nonstop tantrums, grabbed myself a margarita and sat on the deck for a little while.
Did you clobber him with a turnip?
Not a turnip, but I almost clobbered him with a croissant and later on a book when we stopped at B&N and he decided to have a full out tantrum on the floor. The kid is freaking 5 yrs old!
Im beyond exasperated with his recent behavior. And Flea, did he slip off or something? I feel for ya.
Tare wrote:
Did you clobber him with a turnip? 
DSD wrote:
...And Flea, did he slip off or something? I feel for ya.
No turnip, but I'm ashamed to say I gave him a good hard shake. The track was beyond packed, it's HUGE, and he kept refusing to hold my hand and telling me that I didn't know where I was going. I told him to stay close, and when I looked back he wasn't there. I called his name for about 10 panicked seconds, looking for him in the crowd and imagining Joph's reaction when he emered from under a table muttering about how the bathrooms weren't where they should be and I grabbed him, shook him, and told him NEVER to do that to me again, that if I lost him in a crowd this big I'd never find him and I almost walked him right to the urinal. He came out pale and contrite and I hugged him, but I was still shaking.
It sucked.
Edited, May 14th 2007 4:17pm by Atomicflea
Shaken baby syndrome! Contra-coup injurues! Just remember, you heard it here first when y'all find out about her hidden past!
Totem
Totem
Nexa wrote:
The best mother's day present was this morning, when Hannah, unprompted for the first time, turned to me while I was making my coffee and said, "Mommy! Mommy, I love you!" hahaha, I nearly cried. I really needed that today.
Of course, then she said, "Pretty shirt mommy!" I was wearing a bath towel, so clearly the child is crazy as a loon and has no idea what she's saying, but I'll take it anyway.
Nexa
Of course, then she said, "Pretty shirt mommy!" I was wearing a bath towel, so clearly the child is crazy as a loon and has no idea what she's saying, but I'll take it anyway.
Nexa
That's better than what I got last night in the hotel restaurant bathroom.
I'm wiping the seat down for her when she says, "Mommy I'm making already...."
It really doesn't look like that much pee when it's in the toilet bowl... 50 paper towels or so later she's running out into the lobby proudly yelling to Grandma how she had an accident and made in her panties. Ahh, the joy of potty training..
Pikko Pots wrote:
Ahh, the joy of potty training..
Oh, don't even get me started.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Pikko Pots wrote:
Ahh, the joy of potty training..
Oh, don't even get me started.
This is the best time for potty training!!! Just get her naked and keep her outside all day. I did that with Xavier the summer he was two and he got it real fast. Of course, he still tries to get away with peeing in the woods
DSD wrote:
This is the best time for potty training!!! Just get her naked and keep her outside all day. I did that with Xavier the summer he was two and he got it real fast. Of course, he still tries to get away with peeing in the woods
haha, and here I was thinking that only my parents were that bohemian...I spent the summer I was two wearing just sundresses and running around the lawn.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
do you still wish to pee on a lawn instead of a toilet?
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