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#1 May 09 2007 at 12:09 AM Rating: Good
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Insert your own joke about Muslims and their repressed sexual orientation and an Army installation's funny sounding name here. But all joking aside...

/spreads his arms wide, shrugs, and tilts his head with that "What else didja expect from a bunch of Muzzies" smirk on his face

C'mon. For a bunch of supposedly devout people worshipping a spurious religion ironically named "Peace," they sure have a strange prediliction towards violence. And I haven't even gotten into these same whackos deciding that rioting in France over their candidate's loss in the latest election being a good portrayal of why we would want these people in our society. Nothings says "I'd be a great neighbor if you"d have me" like a burning car, right Frenchies?

Lastly, the fact that a couple of these stalwarts of Islam are illegal immigrants (as opposed to the Left's sugarcoating of their status by calling them mere undocumented aliens) should be a clarion call for us to seal our borders. Just like in LA, when a supposedly peaceful illegal immigrant protest becomes violent by those who want our sympathy, it just confirms my instinctual response that these people needs a serious a$$whipping.

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#2 May 09 2007 at 2:03 AM Rating: Decent
There's nothing to worry about Totem, you're just getting old and watch too much telly...

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#3 May 09 2007 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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If only the Army was allowed to bear arms, those terrorists would have been deterred from attacking.


#4 May 09 2007 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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This justifies the Homeland security department.


Tis a bad time to be an Arab in teh Americas.




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If only the Army was allowed to bear arms, those terrorists would have been deterred from attacking.
Beaten by Tricky. That was my first thought as well. No crazy dude would ever attack a place if he knew someone there might have a gun, huh?
Totem wrote:
the fact that a couple of these stalwarts of Islam are illegal immigrants (as opposed to the Left's sugarcoating of their status by calling them mere undocumented aliens) should be a clarion call for us to seal our borders.
Did they run over the Rio Grande or did they take the time honored method of getting a legitimate visa and over-staying its duration? 'Cause if it's the second, I don't think that a giant fence is an efficent use of our money in fighting the problem.
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#6 May 09 2007 at 6:20 AM Rating: Good
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Lastly, the fact that a couple of these stalwarts of Islam are illegal immigrants (as opposed to the Left's sugarcoating of their status by calling them mere undocumented aliens) should be a clarion call for us to seal our borders. Just like in LA, when a supposedly peaceful illegal immigrant protest becomes violent by those who want our sympathy, it just confirms my instinctual response that these people needs a serious a$$whipping.
Riiiight.

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Officials identified the men as Mohamad Ibrahim Shnewer, 22, of Cherry Hill; Eljvir Duka, 23, of Cherry Hill; Dritan Duka, 28, of Cherry Hill; Shain Duka, 26, of Cherry Hill; Serdar Tatar, 23, of Philadelphia; and Agron Abdullahu, 24, of Buena Vista, Atlantic County.

Shnewer was born in Jordan and drove a cab in Philadelphia.

The Dukas brothers and Abdullahu were described as ethnic Albanians from the former Yugoslavia.

Tatar was born in Turkey and worked at 7-Eleven convenience store in Philadelphia.
Sound like Beaners to me!
#7 May 09 2007 at 7:01 AM Rating: Decent
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That's it, one of them worked at 7-11, it's time to blow up all 7-11s!!!!!

Seriously though, these guys were idiots. Did you hear about their "weapons". They had a Baretta Storm, a Baretta M92f, and a shot gun. They wouldn't have made it past the gate. Two 9mms, and a shot gun, oh noes, the worldz gonna end...

Oh, and Homoland Secuity had little to do with this one. Thank the FBI and a concerned citizen.
#8 May 09 2007 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
I blame TV. They were probobly privy to "nipplegate" and just couldn't handle America anymore.
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#9 May 09 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Or if we're blaming tv, it could have been almost ANY show in the last 5 years or so...reality tv my ***.
#10 May 09 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Metastophicleas wrote:
Or if we're blaming tv, it could have been almost ANY show in the last 5 years or so...reality tv my ***.


I blame Jihad Mouse
#11 May 09 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent
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OMG

I can't think of anything else to add to that...other than maybe WTF?!
#12 May 09 2007 at 9:01 AM Rating: Decent
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
Or if we're blaming tv, it could have been almost ANY show in the last 5 years or so...reality tv my ***.


I blame Jihad Mouse


It's all over unless we start indoctrinating our own children. Bring back G.I. Joe.

Also I suspect the illegal ones were frostbacks rather than *********

Edited, May 9th 2007 12:03pm by Natdatilgnome
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#14 May 09 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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[quote=Natdatilgnome]Also I suspect the illegal ones were frostbacks rather than ********************* calls for the construction of a 15' high brick wall along our northern border!
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#15 May 09 2007 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Captain America is "killed" after years of fighting communists and supervillians alike, and now this happens.

Coincidence? I think so.

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#16 May 09 2007 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
[quote=Natdatilgnome]Also I suspect the illegal ones were frostbacks rather than ********************* calls for the construction of a 15' high brick wall along our northern border!
True dat. It's about time those Canadians stopped getting a free ride.

Edited, May 9th 2007 1:21pm by Atomicflea
#17 May 09 2007 at 10:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
[quote=Natdatilgnome]Also I suspect the illegal ones were frostbacks rather than ********************* calls for the construction of a 15' high brick wall along our northern border!
True dat. It's about time those Canadians stopped getting a free ride.

We're looking at you, Tare. Smiley: glare
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#18 May 09 2007 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:

C'mon. For a bunch of supposedly devout people worshipping a spurious religion ironically named "Peace," they sure have a strange prediliction towards violence.


Actually I believe it means surrender or submission to the will of God. Which makes it all the more reasonable that they are so violent. 'Cause when God gets pissed, he gets seriously pissed.
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Deathwysh wrote:
Totem wrote:
C'mon. For a bunch of supposedly devout people worshipping a spurious religion ironically named "Peace," they sure have a strange prediliction towards violence.
Actually I believe it means surrender or submission to the will of God.
That's correct (from what I've heard). It means "Submission". "Peace" is "Salaam".
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#20 May 09 2007 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
Deathwysh wrote:
'Cause when God gets pissed, he gets seriously pissed.


Are we talkin' old testament pissed, or platypus pissed?
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#21 May 09 2007 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Omegavegeta wrote:

Are we talkin' old testament pissed, or platypus pissed?


Old Testament pissed. I'm pretty sure the platypus is the result of some youthful divine experimentation with hallucinogens.
#22 May 09 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ok then, for a religion named "Submission" they don't do that very well either. In any case, when some jihadist runs rampant through your town don't come cryin' to me. Yesterday Ft. Dix, tomorrow Dearborn MI or Chicago...

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#23 May 09 2007 at 7:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Weapons possesed by the 'Muzzie' wannabe terrorists....

Baretta Storm

Baretta M92f,

And a Shotgun..

Weapons possesed by Eric Harris (catholic) and Dylan Klebold (Lutheran with Jewish influences) when they shot up Columbine...

2 Sawn off Shotguns.

Intratec TEC-DC9

A bunch (99 in total) o' homemade bombs of varying sophistication.


Weapons Posessed by Charles Whitman (Catholic and previously an alter boy) when he rampaged around austin texas in 1966

M1 Carbine


Remington 700 bolt-action hunting rifle with a 4x Leupold Scope,

A sawn off shotgun

3 Pistols


Religeon and guns. Eveytime.

No wonder theres some paranoia in the US. After all its a country where more than eight in 10 Americans agree that "even today, miracles are performed by the power of God.

88% believe heavan is a 'real place'. But Only 71% believe in hell.

nearly 90% believe in God

80% believe in the afterlife.

And all these crazies runnin around in a country that has 80 million gun owners who own about 250,000,000 guns between them.


I'd say that 'crazy muzzies from Albania' are the least of your worries....
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Totem wrote:
when some jihadist runs rampant through your town don't come cryin' to me.
And your proposed solution to this is...?

I hope it goes deeper than "Keep out the Mexicans".
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#25 May 09 2007 at 8:23 PM Rating: Decent
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With Mexicans (with a healthy amount of Arab in there genes) like this, why on earth would you wanna keep them out???
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#26 May 10 2007 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
paulsol the Righteous wrote:

And all these crazies runnin around in a country that has 80 million gun owners who own about 250,000,000 guns between them.

I'd say that 'crazy muzzies from Albania' are the least of your worries....


I agree with paulsol.
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