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Sarah received a call from her Uncle early Sunday afternoon.

"Sarah, it's your Uncle Jeff. I'm really sorry to be caling you with this news, but we've just heard from your Grandmother. Sarah, your Grandfather passed away this morning."

"Oh no! I've got to drive up there right away. I'm the closest family she has."

As she made the trip north, she sadly reminisced about all of the good times she spent with her loving grandfather.

"Hello Grandmother, how are you doing? I'm so sorry that Grandpa is gone."

"I'm fine, child. He was very happy when he went."

"What do you mean, Grandma"

"Well, I'm a little embarassed to say so, but we were having intercourse when he passed."

"Oh my!" Sarah gasped. "Grandmother, you two are too old to be doing that. You know he had a weak heart."

"Oh child, it was so wonderful. He had a great slow rhythym going. We always did it on Sunday morning. He followed along with the slow church bell. In with the ding, and out with the dong."

"Grandma, I don't think I want to hear this."

Sarah's grandmother let out a long sigh, "He had such a good rhythym this morning, nice a slow. You know, he would still probably be alive if that damn ice-cream truck wouldn't have driven by."