I always figured Bhodi would be the one to get preggers...
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Celcio wrote:
I always figured Bhodi would be the one to get preggers...
Metastophicleas wrote:
maybe you should consider something simple, like not having sex.
I considered it once. Just once.
Then I remembered I am a f'ucking man and got balls deep into some trim.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Atomicflea wrote:
Celcio wrote:
I always figured Bhodi would be the one to get preggers...
No, I just ***** like one.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Me and the misses have had some close calls before that really scared me, mainly before we were married though. It has been nice the last 7 months not worrying about it since she is currently pregnant (planned believe it or not).
bodhisattva wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
maybe you should consider something simple, like not having sex.
I considered it once. Just once.
Then I remembered I am a f'ucking man and got balls deep into some trim.
You know, you could just get the ol' twins nipped. Then you'll never have to worry about kids.
KTurner wrote:
Me and the misses have had some close calls before that really scared me, mainly before we were married though. It has been nice the last 7 months not worrying about it since she is currently pregnant (planned believe it or not).
Grats man
There is stilll 2 months to run, she is all preggers she wont be able to chase you, i swear
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
How the f'uck do some people do it?
I think they've just found the right person to do it with.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
How the f'uck do some people do it?
I think they've just found the right person to do it with.
A mute?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
How the f'uck do some people do it?
I think they've just found the right person to do it with.
A mute?
Or they're deaf.
Both work.
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
How the f'uck do some people do it?
I think they've just found the right person to do it with.
A mute?
Or they're deaf and dumb.
Both work.
FTFY
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
How the f'uck do some people do it?
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we grow up and realize its not all about us.
BTW, what i read is "im a walking dumb ***** i have sex all the time with a girl i dont want to spend the rest of my life with and dont use protection."
what i read anyway.
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we grow up and realize its not all about us.
BTW, what i read is "im a walking dumb ***** i have sex all the time with a girl i dont want to spend the rest of my life with and dont use protection."
what i read anyway.
Yikes. That proverbial can o' worms is something I don't want to worry about for a long time.
As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
Break up and move on.
As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
Break up and move on.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
If you don't want kids, get a vasectomy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Actually just had this scare about three weeks ago. Part of me gets the whole initial panic of "HOLY ****! WHAT DO I DO?!" That lasts for about two minutes then I figure if she is pregnant then I'll do my part and deal with it. Coincidentally it was her birth control that threw her period off and made it late.
I had "the scare" once.
I had been dating the girl for just under a year at the time and we were pretty happy together. What had started as a relationship of convenience, we worked together and lived a block from each other, had eventually gotten serious. However, I don't think either of us really thought about spending the rest of our lives together.
I went over one day and got the patented "We need to talk" bit, so I settled down and calmly awaited being dumped. Little did I know she was about to tell me something much, much worse.
Unlike yourself, when the words "I think I may be pregnant" passed my ears I did not freak out. Instead, the exact opposite happened. My mind went entirerly blank. Honestly, that's both the first and last time in my entire life that I can recall that absolutely no thoughts were going through my head. I stared at her and she stared at me trying to guage my reaction.
Time passed and eventually she asked me what I was thinking. The sound of her voice awoke me from my "non thoughts". I got up, told her I'd be right back, and left her apartment.
I walked the block to my apartment, grabbed my pot, then walked back to her place.
I greated her upon my return to her place. I retook my seat and rolled a joint in silence. I sparked it, passed it to her, and only then started the serious discussion that went with the territory.
However, if you're looking for a reason to get out of your current realtionship, I think you found it. While terror is probobly a more common reaction than my complete and utter lack of emotion at all, the terror you felt thinking about how aweful it would be to spend the rest of your life with this particular gal should give you all the motivation you need.
Unless the sex is great. Then you're fracked.
I had been dating the girl for just under a year at the time and we were pretty happy together. What had started as a relationship of convenience, we worked together and lived a block from each other, had eventually gotten serious. However, I don't think either of us really thought about spending the rest of our lives together.
I went over one day and got the patented "We need to talk" bit, so I settled down and calmly awaited being dumped. Little did I know she was about to tell me something much, much worse.
Unlike yourself, when the words "I think I may be pregnant" passed my ears I did not freak out. Instead, the exact opposite happened. My mind went entirerly blank. Honestly, that's both the first and last time in my entire life that I can recall that absolutely no thoughts were going through my head. I stared at her and she stared at me trying to guage my reaction.
Time passed and eventually she asked me what I was thinking. The sound of her voice awoke me from my "non thoughts". I got up, told her I'd be right back, and left her apartment.
I walked the block to my apartment, grabbed my pot, then walked back to her place.
I greated her upon my return to her place. I retook my seat and rolled a joint in silence. I sparked it, passed it to her, and only then started the serious discussion that went with the territory.
However, if you're looking for a reason to get out of your current realtionship, I think you found it. While terror is probobly a more common reaction than my complete and utter lack of emotion at all, the terror you felt thinking about how aweful it would be to spend the rest of your life with this particular gal should give you all the motivation you need.
Unless the sex is great. Then you're fracked.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
wanting a child and finding our your preggers, and not ready for a child and finding out your preggers are on two totally different realms of thought process. How you can cope is by not depending on your GF to ensure shes taking precautions and grab the trusty rain coat.
As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
QFMFT
It's time to step up to the plate and have that talk, especially with this new angle involved. Holding your breath and waiting for a miracle is not going to help. Pretend to be a man for just an hour and tell her how you feel about moving. After you make sure that the - sign shows up of course.
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As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
QFMFT
It's time to step up to the plate and have that talk, especially with this new angle involved. Holding your breath and waiting for a miracle is not going to help. Pretend to be a man for just an hour and tell her how you feel about moving. After you make sure that the - sign shows up of course.
Or for maximum drama dump her now and let her worry about it on her own, thereby delaying the onset for another week.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Or for maximum drama dump her now and let her worry about it on her own, thereby delaying the onset for another week.
You're mean.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nadenu wrote:
She called you bodhi?
Normally I demand she address me with an honorific, which is why I knew her seriousness when she was less formal.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Abort mission.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
"Girlfriend?" Quit pulling our collective (middle) legs, A$$man. The closest you've come to having a girlfriend was the time when that *** hag coworker of your's asked you over to redecorate the interior of her apartment.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
"Girlfriend?" Quit pulling our collective (middle) legs, A$$man. The closest you've come to having a girlfriend was the time when that *** hag coworker of your's asked you over to redecorate the interior of her apartment.
DSD wrote:
wanting a child and finding our your preggers, and not ready for a child and finding out your preggers are on two totally different realms of thought process. How you can cope is by not depending on your GF to ensure shes taking precautions and grab the trusty rain coat.
As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
QFMFT
It's time to step up to the plate and have that talk, especially with this new angle involved. Holding your breath and waiting for a miracle is not going to help. Pretend to be a man for just an hour and tell her how you feel about moving. After you make sure that the - sign shows up of course.
Quote:
As to your relationship, it's obvious that you're not happy, nor does look like that will change in the future. Adding a kid into the equation will just make things worse.
QFMFT
It's time to step up to the plate and have that talk, especially with this new angle involved. Holding your breath and waiting for a miracle is not going to help. Pretend to be a man for just an hour and tell her how you feel about moving. After you make sure that the - sign shows up of course.
I'm with DSD on this one. Grow a pair and take care of the issue.
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