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#1 May 07 2007 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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Get a Divorce.

That's the message being promoted here in Chi-town by this racy l'il billboard. It's ticked some people off but I have to say: nice job, ad dept. You got people talking, even if it was dumb 'ol Fox news.

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The ad is sponsored by Fetman, Garland & Associates, Ltd., a law firm specializing in divorce. The billboard is complete with two scantily clad bodies — one male and one female — telling people that "Life's short, get a Divorce." It's located near the intersection of State and Bellevue streets.

"In terms of tasteful — well, no, it wouldn't be my first choice," one man told WFLD.

"It's offensive because the message is sex, and if you don't have what you want, you dump it," said another woman.

But the law firm calls the ad "cutting edge" and is making no apologies for it. Lawyers there say the ad isn't for everyone, but instead targets couples looking for a way out of a bad marital situation.

"If you're unhappy, that life is too short to continue in an unhappy marriage, those images provide hope," said divorce attorney Corri Fetman.

But "That would not move me to get a divorce," one female passerby told WFLD.

The law firm is promising more similar ads, including another in the same Gold Coast neighborhood, known for its deep-pocketed residents, nightlife and glitzy cars.
What do you think? Mockery or marriage, or legit ad? I have to say, I chuckled.
#2 May 07 2007 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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I predict a law-suit soon from a couple whose relationship is so fUcking shaky that a billboard can tip them over the edge.

Nice piece of publicity though!
#3 May 07 2007 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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Monsieur Sommelier wrote:
I predict a law-suit soon from a couple whose relationship is so fUcking shaky that a billboard can tip them over the edge.
Bhodi! Nobby's talking smack!
#4 May 07 2007 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I got a chuckle out of it, but then I tend to have some common sense, and I understand that they're not trying to undermine the fabric of marriage.
#5 May 07 2007 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
Metastophicleas wrote:
I got a chuckle out of it, but then I tend to have some common sense, and I understand that they're not trying to undermine the fabric of marriage.


Unlike those damn gays... Smiley: motz

That billboard is way better than the 10 commandment ones we get down here. Smiley: glare
#6 May 07 2007 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
That billboard is way better than the 10 commandment ones we get down here. Smiley: glare
You have TEN???
#7 May 07 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
Sommelier wrote:
You have TEN???


Depends on if the hick paying for them has been in a hunting accident, but usually, yes.
#8 May 07 2007 at 4:16 PM Rating: Default
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Reminds me of something Chris Rock said.

If you make bad decisions, life ain't short. Life is loooooong.
#9 May 07 2007 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
Kachi wrote:
Reminds me of something Chris Rock said.

If you make bad decisions, life ain't short. Life is loooooong.


Which in turn reminds me of something else Chris Rock once said:

New pUssy can't cook!

Edited, May 7th 2007 5:19pm by Barkingturtle
#10 May 07 2007 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Metastophicleas wrote:
I got a chuckle out of it, but then I tend to have some common sense, and I understand that they're not trying to undermine the fabric of marriage.


Well now son, that's just crazy talk.Smiley: disappointed

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#11 May 07 2007 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
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Any billboard that has good looking women baring cleavage is A-O-K in my book. As for what the ad actually portrays, who cares?
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#12 May 08 2007 at 2:39 AM Rating: Decent
I like it. It's honest. And they are just playing the game, you know, selling a product, and advertising it, maximising your revenue adn all that.

Good on them.

It undermines marriage as much as candy adverts undermines good dental care, or adverts for the US Army undermine life expectancy, and i don't see anyone making a fuss about that.



Edited, May 8th 2007 10:40am by RedPhoenixxx
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#13 May 08 2007 at 2:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
I like it. It's honest. And they are just playing the game, you know, selling a product, and advertising it, maximising your revenue adn all that.

Good on them.

It undermines marriage as much as candy adverts undermines good dental care, or adverts for the US Army undermine life expectancy, and i don't see anyone making a fuss about that.


Agreed! It's not like it says, "Life's short, get a pool boy" or something.

"Life's short, hire a hit man"

"Life's short, try being the other sex for a while"

Nexa
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#14 May 08 2007 at 2:59 AM Rating: Decent
Nexa wrote:
"Life's short, hire a hit man"


Smiley: lol

"Life's too short, have an abortion!"

"Life's too short to queue, buy an AK47!"

"Life's too short, say "Yes!" to drugs"

Nexa, you up for starting an advertising business?

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#15REDACTED, Posted: May 08 2007 at 5:47 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Listen to you people; and you wonder why people like snot are so quick to get divorces.
#16 May 08 2007 at 5:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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achileez wrote:
Listen to you people; and you wonder why people like snot are so quick to get divorces.

Varus


Oh you should be glad people rely on divorce. No one would marry you without a potential out, this is giving you a chance man, be grateful!

I like to stagger divorces and abortions, for variety!Smiley: wink

Nexa

Edited, May 8th 2007 9:52am by Nexa
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#17REDACTED, Posted: May 08 2007 at 6:37 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nexa,
#18 May 08 2007 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
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achileez wrote:
go back to your husband
You're nothing if not factual.
#19 May 08 2007 at 7:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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achileez wrote:
Nexa,

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Oh you should be glad people rely on divorce. No one would marry you without a potential out, this is giving you a chance man, be grateful!


Thank you for the offer. Unfortunately ,for you, i'm no home wrecker; go back to your husband.

Varus


nono, you're WAY prettier than the home wrecker I'd wager, hahahahahaha

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#20 May 08 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I like to stagger


/nod
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#21REDACTED, Posted: May 08 2007 at 7:23 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Atomic,
#22 May 08 2007 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Poor Joph.

You're a man-eater.
#23 May 08 2007 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Poor Joph.

You're a man-eater.
Hehe. Varass is teh ghey.

Wait, are you talkin' to me? Smiley: confused
#24 May 08 2007 at 7:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes, but Varass is teh ghey.

When is Allanois again?
#25 May 08 2007 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Yes, but Varass is teh ghey.

Werd.

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When is Allanois again?
August, foo. Bring the wifey.
#26 May 08 2007 at 8:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Bah. Going to be in Chi July 19-23.

Life is short. Call me.
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