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You tell her that story and she asks how many hours are in your days???
The mad thing was is that she totally believed it. Like I said, I was talking in my normal English/london accent, I wasn't wearing a nylon leisure suit and I don't have a Borat moustache.
No way did I think that she would believe it. But she totally fell for it. In fact she felt so sorry for my recent predicament she bought about $300 worth of stuff that I'm sure she didn't really need or want. she just wanted to do her bit for a new immigrant.
After that I used to tell people all sorts of rubbish.
I've been an Australian Gold Prospector, an ex Angolan Mecenary who seved under Mad Mike Hoare and a English Lord who "needed some time away from the pressures of court life".
Got away with it every time....But only in the USA. Its because seppos have an extremely poorly developed sense of /sarcasm.
I guess thats why 'canned laughter' was invented. So that Americans knew
when to laugh.....
Made selling stuff to them a very profitable business......
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"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.