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Man did that movie suuuuuuuuuuck

I mean the movie had a dance sequence, it was more painful than Michael J. Fox lip synching in back to the future.

A parkinson riddled Teenwolf is more entertaining than Spiderman 3, fact.

The three bad guys did have the story all over the place. Also left each story line feeling weak and underdeveloped. Sandman was the best of them but even that one was weak. Harry Osborn's butler, and his part in the movie was so horrible it was laughable. As for Venom, what little screen time he had was weak and left me feeling nothing.

The actions scenes were too quickly cut and didn't lend themselves to much tension. The whole 'catching someone/something while they are dropping' seems to be the only tension they can build and it was used at at least 3 seperate times in this movie alone. That and someone had a hard on for snow/skateboarding since both the Green Goblin Jr and Spiderman do it at numerous points in the movie.

The whole love story part of it was forced and other than a great scene with Osborn eating pie it was entirely unnecessary. Then there was Peter Parker gone 'bad', and by bad I mean doing a John Travolta strut down a new york street and ending it off with a dance. The dance was an abomination and if I only had that part of the movie to make my argument 'this movie sucks' I would have more than enough ammo to prove my point.

The few parts that were truly enjoyable were the side stories from past movies. The Daily Bugle and its staff, Aunt May (but not the ludicrous story of the sandman being the 'real killer', the Russian landlord and his cute daughter etc.

Was overall just a terrbily weak movie compared to the other two, at best it was mildly entertaining, at worst it was almost bad enough to make you want to leave the theatre.

Edited, May 6th 2007 12:48am by bodhisattva

Don't ruin it for me!

the action was awsome. top notch. sandman rocked.

spent way way too much time listening to MJs pity party, whinning and crying. way way too much time on the dance thing. omg, what were they thinking?

75 percent of the movie revolved around MJ and her issues. they should have killed her off in the opening 10 minutes and focused on teh action for the rest of the movie, thats what we came to see.

but they didnt.

and the 25 percent of the movie that was action ROCKED. just flat out ROCKED.

worth the money to see. i left feeling glad i did. something that i didnt feel leaving daredevil, electra, hulk, ultra violet.

they did that in your theatre too?

I watched Spider Man 2 on Saturday night with a group of friends and Spider Man 3 on Sunday afternoon. I have to say Spider Man 3 was better than Spider Man 2. Parts of two had me waxing MST 3000 at the TV with others joining in. Especially the scene where the octo guy drops half a restaurant on spidey's head, then he emerges with this glasses on and they are un broken. I quipped that those are some amazing glasses - 3 seconds later he takes off the glasses and drops them to the ground and they break. We were all ROFL.

Over all, I would rate "Spider Man 3" at 3 out of 5 stars, with "Spider Man 2" at about 2 stars. I did think the whole runaway train scene was streching it, he is psider man not superman, but maybe that was also due in part to me knowing that there are no 7 story high elevated train tracks in Manhattan like those pictured in that scene.

It is probably worth the money to go see it in the threatre especially with a group of friends, it does have alot of action.

I remember the same thing happened in The Department when Leo DiCaprio's character slept with the fiance of Matt Damon's character. That just cracked me up. At the end of the movie, when Leo's shot in the head, some guy shouted "You deserve it you ******* for sleeping with her!"

I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't go see Spider-Man 4. Hell, it's just like the comic now! Good character gets caught up in sappy melodrama. Comics are like soaps, and this one, even in a slump, is still quite watchable.

The one part that did make me cringe was the breakup scene. WTF, Peter?!! Are you fourteen?

Oops...I turned my filter on.

In all likelihood the only intelligent thing you will ever say.

Funny, 'cause everyone in our theater clapped.

They also clapped when I was quite disappointed in them.