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Edited, May 5th 2007 7:11am by Nobby
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LAST
Edited, May 5th 2007 7:11am by Nobby
LAST
Edited, May 5th 2007 7:11am by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
Is this an attempt to get to 10k?
Is this the intarweb version of sending chocolates and flowers to her office?
I will reply when I am not in a severe state of shock.
How are you posting while driving?!?
I actually can... I am that good and I can access Alla with my phone, however I am home!
NoUbby,
The sun, jealous of our burning passion as it hangs in the sky, has never served a greater purpose than this morning when it illuminates the folds of your wrinkled face as we lay entwined on soiled sheets. How I long to run my finger down your forehead, over the gnarled lump of dried apricot that is your nose, and finally, to your scarred lips, torn and withered from years of abuse. I part your crusty mouth-covers, and gaze inside at the menagerie of jagged tooth-like things and sigh in contentment. Today, the sun rises on the rest of our lives.
I tolerate you,
BT
The sun, jealous of our burning passion as it hangs in the sky, has never served a greater purpose than this morning when it illuminates the folds of your wrinkled face as we lay entwined on soiled sheets. How I long to run my finger down your forehead, over the gnarled lump of dried apricot that is your nose, and finally, to your scarred lips, torn and withered from years of abuse. I part your crusty mouth-covers, and gaze inside at the menagerie of jagged tooth-like things and sigh in contentment. Today, the sun rises on the rest of our lives.
I tolerate you,
BT
I think I just threw up a little.
Marry him already!
He never asked, and I stopped holding my breath awhile back 
Oh come on! I have to dump Nobby so I can date his alter ego! You really thought I was all serious, HAHAHAHA.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
NoUbby,
The sun, jealous of our burning passion as it hangs in the sky, has never served a greater purpose than this morning when it illuminates the folds of your wrinkled face as we lay entwined on soiled sheets. How I long to run my finger down your forehead, over the gnarled lump of dried apricot that is your nose, and finally, to your scarred lips, torn and withered from years of abuse. I part your crusty mouth-covers, and gaze inside at the menagerie of jagged tooth-like things and sigh in contentment. Today, the sun rises on the rest of our lives.
I tolerate you,
BT
The sun, jealous of our burning passion as it hangs in the sky, has never served a greater purpose than this morning when it illuminates the folds of your wrinkled face as we lay entwined on soiled sheets. How I long to run my finger down your forehead, over the gnarled lump of dried apricot that is your nose, and finally, to your scarred lips, torn and withered from years of abuse. I part your crusty mouth-covers, and gaze inside at the menagerie of jagged tooth-like things and sigh in contentment. Today, the sun rises on the rest of our lives.
I tolerate you,
BT
Classic.Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Oh come on! I have to dump Nobby so I can date his alter ego! You really thought I was all serious, HAHAHAHA.
Who are you Mary Jane?
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Oh come on! I have to dump Nobby so I can date his alter ego! You really thought I was all serious, HAHAHAHA.
If things don't work out with you and Nobster, you giv eme a call, baby.
Rawr!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Oh come on! I have to dump Nobby so I can date his alter ego!
But somehow, he usually keeps the same bubblicious and curvy fellow traveller
Darqflame! To the Tardis!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
You had to be there. . . icon
Strangely.....I was.
Very sweet. And not the 'stiff upper lip' I'd normally expect from a Englishman....
"Stiff'...hehehe
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
See! I knew every bit of it was a lie!
*******,
The sun has set on us; the bitter moon of deceit looms in the dark sky of regret you made. I gave you the best hours of my life, and you in turn gave me little more than itchy patches and virulent sores. Even after several of your so-called "treatments" in which you applied the supposed "ointment" with your flacid appendage I see no improvement in my oozing nethers. I have found out after some bitter analysis that the "ointment" which you charged my mother an exorbitant fee for was, in fact, sour cream and chives. You will be hearing from my attorney concerning this matter, and you will pay dearly.
Mournful of what should have been,
BT
The sun has set on us; the bitter moon of deceit looms in the dark sky of regret you made. I gave you the best hours of my life, and you in turn gave me little more than itchy patches and virulent sores. Even after several of your so-called "treatments" in which you applied the supposed "ointment" with your flacid appendage I see no improvement in my oozing nethers. I have found out after some bitter analysis that the "ointment" which you charged my mother an exorbitant fee for was, in fact, sour cream and chives. You will be hearing from my attorney concerning this matter, and you will pay dearly.
Mournful of what should have been,
BT
Nobby wrote:
You had to be there. . .
LAST
Edited, May 5th 2007 7:11am by Nobby
LAST
Edited, May 5th 2007 7:11am by Nobby
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He went on and on about how wonderful I was... My crock of sh*t radar was warning me off really quickly. Nobby is in no way that romantic.
Edited, May 5th 2007 1:14pm by Darqflame
Edited, May 5th 2007 1:14pm by Darqflame
You know all he has to do is flash his teeth tooth smile and you'd swoon. 
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby is in no way that romantic.
Roses?
A mediaeval banquet and a 4-poster bed in a 15th century chamber?
Holding hands on a moonlit drawbridge over a moat?
Shedding a tear at your graduation?
What's a guy have to do?
(I still Love You though)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Demea wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Oh come on! I have to dump Nobby so I can date his alter ego! You really thought I was all serious, HAHAHAHA.
If things don't work out with you and Nobster, you giv eme a call, baby.
Rawr!
Woohoo, backup plans already!
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby is in no way that romantic.
Roses?
A mediaeval banquet and a 4-poster bed in a 15th century chamber?
Holding hands on a moonlit drawbridge over a moat?
Shedding a tear at your graduation?
What's a guy have to do?
(I still Love You though)
You so do not want me to comment.
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