Purely TheoreticiallyFollow

If you were to come into the possession of a series of fax numbers with attatched names like "K. Rove - Office", "K. Rove - Private", "GWB Residence", "GWB Air Force 1 Plane", "RNC Office", "Veep Office", "Scootr Privt" (Probably not very useful anymore), "Gillespie Privt" (former RNC Chair, but still an active number) and a few other assorted numbers that you had good reason to believe were genuine, what would you do?

I've already had people suggest "fax your ***" and "fax them a thank-you letter", so something a little more varied than that would be nice.

Purely theoreticially, of course. In no way do I actually have these numbers. Not at all. Except for the ones sitting on my desk that I copied out a few days ago from the machine that was used by an extremely high-level pollster in the 2004 campaign. But other than those, no.

Edited, May 3rd 2007 8:34am by RPZip

Well, you could just post them on the Huffington post or some such site. I'm sure plenty of things would be sent to them before they changed the numbers.

I'd write letters to each of them detailing flaws I perceive in their policies. Rather than simply complaining, I'd include potential solutions to vario....ah who am I kidding? I'd send hundreds of pictures of me holding my +1 mace.

Fax them a thank you donky, then sell the list on ebay.

I'd post them here for safe keeping.


Please!

Go to a Kinko's, or someplace fairly public (and therefore accessable by anyone) and fax them pictures of child pornography. If nothing else, at least we might get an interesting news story out of it.

I think Nephtys and Shadow are right this time (I can't believe I'm saying that). As amusing as it would be, it seems like the potential risk wouldn't be worth it imo.

I agree with Nephy, Vataro, and SR here (I can't believe I am saying that either).

Potential risk from abusing those numbers (or for anyone's number for that matter) isn't worth whatever pleasure you might get outta it.

Edited, May 3rd 2007 2:30pm by Nightsintdreams

Funny, I was thinking almost the same thing. Excepting perhaps using a fax from the local University. Lots of students to wade through to try to find the originator, and they don't have jobs so no big whoop.

Shadow's right (I'm having trouble saying that but I must.) If it were a democratic administration they would lock up the families of all Asylum posters in interment camps and nuke RPZip's house.

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Edited, May 3rd 2007 2:54pm by Natdatilgnome

The university idea is much much better. Kinko's have security cameras. By faxing someone, you give them the phone number you faxed from and the time you faxed it. It's not like it's rocket science for them to get a nice picture of you using the machine in question, and given that you'd have commited a felony you're pretty much toast at that point.

At a university, it's unlikely that the library and/or computer lab has cameras (would be smart to check though!), so unless you're really obvious about it, it's unlikely you'd be tracked.

Smarter move would be to at least not send anything that is a felony just to send. Sending child **** across a wire is a federal offense, and a big one. Doesn't matter who you send it to, but sending it to a list of people with secret service details is just moronic. Why not just send other stuff that you find amusing? It's not illegal to send someone a fax. Forward a bunch of condominum sales pitch offers, or a copy of an invite to Trump Jrs money making seminar (got a ton of those in the mail as it is). Then at least you aren't committing a crime in the process of annoying them...

I would send a picture of an elephant skull @#$%ing a eagle. Why? Well there is no better how do you do then animal ****!!! Except necrophilia... ahhhh necrophilia... *Fattycake's mind drifts off*