Designer ******:
It's a cute rhyme, but if you are talking about fashions in hair waxing, it's JUST WRONG!
Over the past couple of years, I've seen *so* many people say "******" when what they were actually talking about was the "*****". It annoys the heck out of me, because I can just picture legions of future young women, (misinformed by pop-culture and their peers) given a tube of medication, and instructions from their doctor, and spreading the medication in entirely the wrong place.
The bit on the outside, that looks like an upside-down, padded U... That's the *****. Hair grows on it when you hit puberty.
Spread the lips of the *****, and you can see a pink/dusky area, where no hair usually grows. That's the labia.
The outside, visible part of the clitorus is a lump somewhere in the middle-top of the labia, the opening to the urethra is below the clitorus, and the entrance to the ****** is down the bottom of the labia, below the urethra.
The ****** is the TUBE INSIDE THE BODY. No-one sees it from the outside. You can't grab it in a hand. You can't wax it.
If anyone claims they can see your ******, they better have crawled up inside you with an endoscope and a light.
Edited, May 3rd 2007 1:11am by Aripyanfar
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Names for female genitalia are tricky. They are either vulgar/derogatory, or they are clinical, and in the case of most of the clinical words, rather limiting in their scope, because they only refer to a portion of the genitalia, rather than the entirety. "******" refers only to the INTERNAL genitalia. "*****" refers only to the EXTERNAL genitalia. Some of the clinical words are sexist to boot--the Latin root of "******" is literally "a scabbard" aka a sheath for a sword. ... Yeah.
Among the crunchy crowd, the word is "yoni." It's a Sanskrit word with very reverent connotations (meaning "divine passage") that actually refers to the whole of the female genitalia, not simply the external or internal.
Among the crunchy crowd, the word is "yoni." It's a Sanskrit word with very reverent connotations (meaning "divine passage") that actually refers to the whole of the female genitalia, not simply the external or internal.
Wikipedia, the Bastion of all Correct Knowledge wrote:
The word yoni (Sanskrit योनि yoni) is the Sanskrit word for "Divine Passage" ,"Place of birth","Womb"(more as nature as a womb and cradle of all creations) or "sacred Temple" (cf. lila). The Ayurveda, or Science of Life, described yoni as a part of the female anatomy. Here the term was meant as a designation of respect for women who gave birth, thus contributing to the continuation of the community. It is from here that the grave misinterpretation of yoni by some Western historians and philosophers to mean ***** or ****** in all contexts, arose. The word also has a wider meaning in both profane and spiritual contexts, covering a range of meanings of "place of birth, source, origin, spring, fountain, place of rest, repository, receptacle, seat, abode, home, lair, nest, stable" (Monier-Williams) The yoni is also considered to be symbolic of Shakti or other goddesses of a similar nature.
Because of its polysemy, Yoni is perhaps the most misused and misunderstood Sanskrit word.
Because of its polysemy, Yoni is perhaps the most misused and misunderstood Sanskrit word.
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Ambrya wrote:
Among the crunchy crowd, the word is "yoni." It's a Sanskrit word with very reverent connotations (meaning "divine passage") that actually refers to the whole of the female genitalia, not simply the external or internal.
What do you call two words that are spelled differently but sound the same and mean the same thing? Like this.
Is there a word for that?
Well hell. It's still accurate for me to call Yanni a ***** though, right?
Does she put out? No? What if I feed her a few beers? How insulting! Now I don't want her! Am I not good enough when she is sober? What am I talking about? Do you know how long it's been? You don't want to know. She's not a fatty is she? Send her on up. I'll deal with the remorse later.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What do you call two words that are spelled differently but sound the same and mean the same thing? Like this.
Is there a word for that?
Oh, I'm pretty sure it's the same meaning there.
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The "tube"?
WTH?
WTH?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I was under the impression that the term "Designer ******" was related to vaginal rejuvenation. In that case it is used correctly.
Edit to add a quick google example.
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/0-9/4health/body/sur_designer.html
Edited, May 3rd 2007 9:00am by Natdatilgnome
Edit to add a quick google example.
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/0-9/4health/body/sur_designer.html
Edited, May 3rd 2007 9:00am by Natdatilgnome
I can still call it a "snatch" though, right?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I can still call it a "snatch" though, right?
That's up to Flea
Natdatilgnome wrote:
Edit to add a quick google example.
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/0-9/4health/body/sur_designer.html
Quote:
'After the birth of my 10lb baby, I wasn't quite as tight as I was and I didn't feel as confident with my body. I understand that women come in different shapes and sizes but that's not how my body was made and I didn't feel comfortable with the change,'
What are these vaginas, *****, labias, clitori and ***** you speak of? 
This thread won't end well...
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Yeah, but until then it's amusing.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
This thread won't end well...
So this will be just like many of my other encounters with ******.
Edited, May 3rd 2007 2:48pm by Natdatilgnome
I'm pretty sure crotchtaco cover the entire kit and kaboodle.
...moving seems to be the only time men avoid packing boxes.
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...my kids call me Mary Poppins.
Cry me a river, build a bridge over it... jump in and drown.
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It's all in how you ask the question eh.
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Does she put out? No? What if I feed her a few beers? How insulting! Now I don't want her! Am I not good enough when she is sober? What am I talking about? Do you know how long it's been? You don't want to know. She's not a fatty is she? Send her on up. I'll deal with the remorse later.
So, how'd the date go last night?
Jophiel wrote:
I can still call it a "snatch" though, right?
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Thanks BT, I now have soda all over my keyboard, and my nostril are burning from the carbonation.
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Thanks BT, I now have soda all over my keyboard, and my nostril are burning from the carbonation.
This pubic service announcement has been brought to you by the letter ****.
Thanks BT, I now have soda all over my keyboard, and my nostril are burning from the carbonation.
I'm lmao too, while that goat head avatar is staring at me.
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