more evidence homosexuality is not natural or healthyFollow

I wish someone would conduct a scientific study on the correlation of lesbians and banjo playing.

Now that would be interesting.

Denial of what? Assuming the data is true, it proves nothing beyond the fact that, per capita, there are twice as many obese lesbians as heterosexual women. I doesn't prove that lesbianism causes obesity. Or that obesity causes lesbianism, for that matter.Nah, we mock you for many, many reasons. And I'm all for any obese person losing weight. And I'm all for giving them your money, just 'cause it seems to get your panties knotted.


Oh, and the coffee is free here at the office

They're twice as fat and thus only half as likely to get laid?

That doesn't make lesbianism, in of itself, less healthy unless there's a physiological link between homosexuality and obesity. Which is what you were asserting, that lesbianism is unhealthy.Well, that was random.

I'll save you the suspense -- I haven't played a 'real' game of chess since junior high.

Well, duh. The point being, Mr. Can't Understand The Point, that I'm twenty years out of practice.

Of course, even if you wanted bragging rights on having beaten someone in chess who hadn't played since KangaRoo shoes were all the rage, I'm not about to settle in at the office for a game of chess.

Sorry, sport. But consider it a win and notch your belt accordingly.