1st one bored me, didn't bother with the 2nd. No plans for this one either.
Seriously - a man with spider abilities?
Show me a Spider that can fill out tax returns and explain proportional representation and I'll go get the popcorn.
Actually, I'm just bitter that none of my superhero scripts have been picked up:
Grammar Pigeon! Within 20 minutes of leaving the egg it could conjugate the verb "To Render" in all 3 declentions, and it's able to revert a "passive subjunctive mood" into a "pluperfect conditional tense" while editing Wikipedia.
and
Sock-Pair Boy! At the tender age of 11, he has the ability to travel anywhere in the world to match odd socks in some of the world's most exotic launderettes.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve