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#1 Apr 27 2007 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
Looks like we've found a home for DF!

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BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town," where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday.

The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as "women's town," was based on the local traditional concept of "women rule and men obey," a tourism official told Reuters.

"Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism," the official, surname Li, said by telephone.

The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said.

"We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project," he added.

The motto of the new town would be "women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women's requests," Chinese media have reported.

When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by "kneeling on an uneven board" or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said.

The project, begun in the end of 2005, was expected to take three to five years to finish.



Would you visit such a retarded place?
Yes, I'm into that kind of thing:5 (12.8%)
Hell No:13 (33.3%)
If my SO makes me, she makes all the choices anyway:5 (12.8%)
Only to put those ******* in their place:16 (41.0%)
Total:39



Personally, I'd have a big problem with a place like that. My wife and I always usually talk out our decisions together, but if some strange woman tried to make me do something I didn't want to do while I was on vacation, she'd get a size 12 boot up her cnut. (The same would go for some strange man trying to tell me what to do.)




Edited, Apr 27th 2007 11:15am by Elderon
#2 Apr 27 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Decent
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My wife and I always usually talk out our decisions together


Whipped like thanksgiving potatoes, eh?
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#3 Apr 27 2007 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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All I can picture is the prostitute section of the town in Sin City.

Honestly, I think that this sort of thing is just an attempt to foist off your responsibilities on someone else. Domination starts at *home* people.

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#4 Apr 27 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Good
Smasharoo wrote:

My wife and I always usually talk out our decisions together


Whipped like thanksgiving potatoes, eh?
Nah, I've known her more than 2/3 my life. You'd be surprised at how well we get along.
#5 Apr 27 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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I honestly thought you were talking about this.
#6 Apr 27 2007 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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I honestly thought you were talking about this.
That is one messed up individual.
#7 Apr 27 2007 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I honestly thought you were talking about this.
That is one messed up individual.


I'd hit it. Twice.
#8 Apr 27 2007 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
Yodabunny wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I honestly thought you were talking about this.
That is one messed up individual.


I'd hit it. Twice.
I wouldn't even hit it with BT's dick. A large bat perhaps..







Edited, Apr 27th 2007 12:09pm by Elderon
#9 Apr 27 2007 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Domination starts at *home* people.
PREACH!
I don't require obedience b/c I consider my man's intelligence (finally) on a par with my own, but I've long suscribed to the "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" doctrine.
#10 Apr 27 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:

I don't require obedience b/c I consider my man's intelligence (finally) on a par with my own


Well I wouldn't go that far, plus I don't require obedience because it would be terribly boring.

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#11 Apr 27 2007 at 8:33 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Well I wouldn't go that far,
Well, in my defense, I've dated some dumb motherfuckers.
#12 Apr 27 2007 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Well I wouldn't go that far,
Well, in my defense, I've dated some dumb motherfuckers.


With lower postcounts than you?
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#13 Apr 27 2007 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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With lower postcounts than you?
Of course. I already excluded Joph. He has teh big brains.
#14 Apr 27 2007 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Well I wouldn't go that far,
Well, in my defense, I've dated some dumb motherfuckers.


So have I, but I'm a reasonable person and can't *really* expect that I'm going to find a man as smart as me.

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#15 Apr 27 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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So have I, but I'm a reasonable person and can't *really* expect that I'm going to find a man as smart as me.
That's why I use the phrase "on a par with". It's semantic gold, baby!
#16 Apr 27 2007 at 8:59 AM Rating: Decent
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So have I, but I'm a reasonable person and can't *really* expect that I'm going to find a man as smart as me.


"Smart as I," kitten.

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#17 Apr 27 2007 at 9:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

So have I, but I'm a reasonable person and can't *really* expect that I'm going to find a man as smart as me.


"Smart as I," kitten.


Who asked you? Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

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#18 Apr 27 2007 at 9:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Who asked you? Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!


I bake a hell of a pie, I can't deny. But, Smash you ask, why? Because women comply to man with an eye for wining and dining who has wit in unlimited supply.

Too much coffee.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#19 Apr 27 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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So we're here in ********** Town
And it's hard to keep a good man down...



Now it's in your head, too!
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#20 Apr 27 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
I wonder if that woman town has any restaurants. With their attitude, they might have a hard time finding bare-foot and pregnant women to work in the kitchens.
#21 Apr 27 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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I was born in a ********** town....
#22 Apr 27 2007 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
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They should call it Mazonia!
#23 Apr 27 2007 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
I hear if the men don't comply, they can be sentenced to "death by snu-snu".
#24 Apr 29 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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I hear if the men don't comply, they can be sentenced to "death by snu-snu".


I wouldn't mind going out like that. Much better than dying in a bus crash.
#25 Apr 29 2007 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't even hit it with BT's ****. A large bat perhaps..

Yeah but you still have to get close enough to make sure it's dead.
#26 May 01 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Domination starts at *home* people.
PREACH!
I don't require obedience b/c I consider my man's intelligence (finally) on a par with my own, but I've long suscribed to the "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy" doctrine.


HAHA I use that quote!
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