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#1 Apr 26 2007 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Hawking takes zero-gravity flight

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The British physicist Stephen Hawking has taken off on a zero-gravity flight in a specially modified plane.

Professor Hawking, who suffers from motor neurone disease, was able to float free, unrestricted by his paralysed muscles and his wheelchair.

The flight took off around 1930 (1830 GMT) and was expected to last an hour.

The modified Boeing 727 jet simulates the experience of weightlessness as it performs 25-second plunges over the Atlantic Ocean.

US firm Zero Gravity normally charges a fee of £1,915 ($3,750) for its passengers, but that fee has been waived for the Cambridge physicist.


So old Dr Spazz-Chariot is riding the vomit comet Smiley: lol

Seriously. . . This has kept me chuckling all day!
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#2 Apr 26 2007 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Man, he's going to be disappointed when he finds out Barbarella's not really up there.
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#3 Apr 26 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Barbarella's not.... man, you suck! Couldn't let me just have that one little fantasy could ya?

#4 Apr 26 2007 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:

So old Dr Spazz-Chariot is riding the vomit comet Smiley: lol


Pure Poetry, I almost pissed myself laughing actually

I did **** myself but its cuz I have a blatter problem
#5 Apr 26 2007 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, it complements your blather problem nicely.
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#6 Apr 26 2007 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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Freed from the burden of gravity, he'll be able to twitch his cheek muscle like never before.

And you haven't lived if you haven't experienced weightless blinking.

#7 Apr 27 2007 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
In the picture from that link, Hawkings looks like a little kid in a candy store.
#8 Apr 27 2007 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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I'm disappointed.

I thought this was the first time a deformed English mute had done it, but apparently not :(
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#9 Apr 28 2007 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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Trickybeck wrote:
Freed from the burden of gravity, he'll be able to twitch his cheek muscle like never before.

And you haven't lived if you haven't experienced weightless blinking.
That's just cold, Man, cold.


I chuckled, damn you.
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