As I was riding into work this morning, the local morning radio show I listen to go off on a tangent about wierd animal attacks.
One of them mentioned was an old boss of one of the hosts. He proceeded to tell a story about when his boss was young (10 yrs old IIRC) he was very fascinated with the mechanics of how a goat poops. He was so fascinated by the fact that door jsut opened, and the perfectly spherical nuggest fell out, that he felt compelled to do some testing.
One morning, he prepared himself, and just as the back door opened he proceeded to quickly jam a string bean inside of it. The goat immediatley closed up, reared around and rammed into the kids forehead, knocking him out cold.
My question is, BT/Aegis dat choo?
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Seems like a hard way to plant beans.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I don't get it, I mean, when you're trying on shoes do you put in just one toe? I would have used a cucumber for this experiment.
I don't think he used a bean at all. He just made up that part so that people would not think him a gay goat fucker.
Edited, Apr 25th 2007 4:38pm by Elderon
Edited, Apr 25th 2007 4:38pm by Elderon
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I don't get it, I mean, when you're trying on shoes do you put in just one toe? I would have used a cucumber for this experiment.
Would a carrot have been sufficient as well?
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I don't get it, I mean, when you're trying on shoes do you put in just one toe? I would have used a cucumber for this experiment.
Would a carrot have been sufficient as well?
Sure, a carrot and a cucumber.
He doesn't go by the nome de web Aegis does he?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I don't get it, I mean, when you're trying on shoes do you put in just one toe? I would have used a cucumber for this experiment.
Would a carrot have been sufficient as well?
Sure, a carrot and a cucumber.
Or perhaps a nice squash?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I don't get it, I mean, when you're trying on shoes do you put in just one toe? I would have used a cucumber for this experiment.
Would a carrot have been sufficient as well?
Sure, a carrot and a cucumber.
Or perhaps a nice squash?
I would've gone for one of those, but that's just cos I enjoy flying goats.
Which reminds me of a joke.
Two wind turbines are having a chat. One says to the other :"So, what do you think about all this wind-power business?" to which the other replies "Well, you know me, I'm a big fan!"
Sorry
Elderon wrote:
I don't think he used a bean at all. He just made up that part so that people would not think him a gay goat fucker.
Edited, Apr 25th 2007 4:38pm by Elderon
Edited, Apr 25th 2007 4:38pm by Elderon
First off, just because you fuck goats does not make you "gay"....***.
Second, god I hate that show.
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