Smasharoo wrote:
By the way, Jason, not that tough.
Took me 6 minutes.
I so enjoyed that
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By the way, Jason, not that tough.
Took me 6 minutes.
I so enjoyed that
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Kao has competition.
Do you pronounce that Kay-Oh or Cow?
I always think Cow when I read it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I pronounce it "kayo", and start humming the "Banana Boat Song" pretty much every time.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Isn't it Cow Lee Ann, though?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm pretty sure Jason has a cousin by that name.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In my head it's always been "Kay-Oh-Lee-Ann"
Oh, and Smash - $10 for Jason's cell number
Oh, and Smash - $10 for Jason's cell number
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Pfft. Forget that "soccer" nonsense. We're playing street hockey in the hotel lobby. Full contact.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'm in the Cow-Lee-Ann camp.
Oh, and Smash - $10 for Jason's cell number
That would be wrong. I could PM you his boss's email though for £7.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh, and Smash - $10 for Jason's cell number
That would be wrong. I could PM you his boss's email though for £7.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hell, I'm tempted to buy that...
A fiver - and I'd want 1st names and surnames of boss and redneck
They're the same. Family business. Big shocker, I know. The satellite photos of the house are pretty uninspiring, also. I imagine the scent of cow **** in the morning is something to behold.
Anyway, I'm not a vindictive sort, and old Jason's always good for a few laughs so he doesn't have to worry about me 'outing' him on this board or any of the others he posts on instead of working.
Oh and happy birthday Jase. 31 already, how time flies.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
A fiver - and I'd want 1st names and surnames of boss and redneck
They're the same. Family business. Big shocker, I know. The satellite photos of the house are pretty uninspiring, also. I imagine the scent of cow sh*t in the morning is something to behold.
Anyway, I'm not a vindictive sort, and old Jason's always good for a few laughs so he doesn't have to worry about me 'outing' him on this board or any of the others he posts on instead of working.
Oh and happy birthday Jase. 31 already, how time flies.
Happy Burfday varus
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Oh man...lol. Smash, you are good for something. Great work!
First of all, 
to Smash.
Second, you suck Smash! I used to actively dislike Varus, but now all I got is pity for the guy.
And pity is not "fun". Pity is boring. Pity doesn't give me a tiny kick when I read another comment about what people should not do when they crash their car, or how you can run a thousand sand-dunes and then jump higher. Pity is emo. Pity sucks. Pity is OOT.
So, Jason, say it ain't so! Tell me you're not a 31 year old insurance salesman working for daddy's firm in a boring place, and that your hatred of black people is not only due to the fact you got jumped by a couple of them when you were a teenager.
You are cool, right? German basket-ball, Amsterdam, million-dollar hookers, the NBA, your brother, etc...
Right?
Rock on?
to Smash. Second, you suck Smash! I used to actively dislike Varus, but now all I got is pity for the guy.
And pity is not "fun". Pity is boring. Pity doesn't give me a tiny kick when I read another comment about what people should not do when they crash their car, or how you can run a thousand sand-dunes and then jump higher. Pity is emo. Pity sucks. Pity is OOT.
So, Jason, say it ain't so! Tell me you're not a 31 year old insurance salesman working for daddy's firm in a boring place, and that your hatred of black people is not only due to the fact you got jumped by a couple of them when you were a teenager.
You are cool, right? German basket-ball, Amsterdam, million-dollar hookers, the NBA, your brother, etc...
Right?
Rock on?
Monsieur RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Pity is OOT.
Hell even the OOT laughs at Varass.
King Rimesume wrote:
Hell even the OOT laughs at Varass.
Dude, don't laugh.
There's nothing remotely funny about being a German insurance salesman in your dad's insurance firm while pretending to be really cool on an internet gaming forum.
Is there?
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achileez wrote:
Varus (I like this name and i'm still wondering if anyone will be able to figure out where I got the name varrussword from)
You're a bow-legged mutant, right?
I like this name and i'm still wondering if anyone will be able to figure out where I got the name varrussword from
The Jack Whyte books.
You really have no idea who you're dealing with, it's amusing.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
achileez wrote:
try getting a company contract at 27 when you're only experience is playing basketball, working in one of your fathers 15ins agencies in south tx, and wasting money in graduate school.
Not that tough. With your licensing you could just find a retiring independent agent, and buy his book of business. Of course, then you'd be an independent agent, and independence appears to be a bit of an issue for you, seeing as how you live on Grandpappy's farm and work for Daddy.
Smasharoo wrote:
I like this name and i'm still wondering if anyone will be able to figure out where I got the name varrussword from
The Jack Whyte books.
You really have no idea who you're dealing with, it's amusing.
Wile E. Coyote?
There'll be no talking to you now at all.
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