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#1 Apr 24 2007 at 4:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't have ads before, due to using a blocker, but I was totally missing out on the fantastic spam forwarded on to my email!

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That ****'s hawt. I'm never getting anything done today.

Nexa
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#2 Apr 24 2007 at 6:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Um...what the hell?
#3 Apr 24 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
Spam Email wrote:
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you
didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines, Sail away
from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore.
Dream. Mark Twain [Samuel Langhornne Clemens] (1835-1910)


This is the kinda stuff I get.

Metastophicleas wrote:
Um...what the hell?


In order for a spam mail to pass filters and land in the inbox, they stick in a passage of text that makes sense. Thus, you get stuff like what Nexa got, or what I just posted above.
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#4 Apr 24 2007 at 6:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think it's from MonxDot.

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#5 Apr 24 2007 at 6:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow...that is his level of "making sense"...you may be on to something there.
#6 Apr 24 2007 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I think it's from MonxDot.

Nexa


He's not that coherant.
#7 Apr 24 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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All I ever seem to get are emails about how my ***** is too small. They even send me pictures of what my ***** should look like to satisfy my woman.
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#8 Apr 24 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
All I ever seem to get are emails about how my ***** is too small. They even send me pictures of what my ***** should look like to satisfy my woman.


Evidently, not only is my ***** too small, but also flacid to the point of embarrassment. Maybe it has something to do with my confidence since I'm also apparently balding.

Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
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#9 Apr 24 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
Pikko Pots wrote:
All I ever seem to get are emails about how my ***** is too small. They even send me pictures of what my ***** should look like to satisfy my woman.
That's hawt. (Potentially NWS)




Edited, Apr 24th 2007 2:38pm by Elderon
#10 Apr 24 2007 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Pikko Pots wrote:
All I ever seem to get are emails about how my ***** is too small. They even send me pictures of what my ***** should look like to satisfy my woman.


And I keep telling my girlfriend that she's one of a kind.
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