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The truth about heavenFollow
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Ever?
Thou art God
you grok
you grok
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
MentalFrog wrote:
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Ever?
Meh, you get some new recruits now and then, lose a few rebels once a millennium or so... not much.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
After you get bored you can be reborn as a Turtle Tamer. What? We are talking about Kingdom of Loathing aren't we?
bodhisattva wrote:
Thou art God
you grok
you grok
Now I want to fUck my sister and join a nudist colony. And I don't have a sister!
How is that different from any other Monday, Git?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Samira wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Ever?
Meh, you get some new recruits now and then, lose a few rebels once a millennium or so... not much.
Well it was more of an eternity joke, but meh.
MentalFrog wrote:
Samira wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Ever?
Meh, you get some new recruits now and then, lose a few rebels once a millennium or so... not much.
Well it was more of an eternity joke, but meh.
Yes. I got it. Thank you.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Heaven is a good ham sandwich.
Darkuwa wrote:
Heaven is a good ham sandwich.
Nope sorry it's not on the list;
heaven is a woman
dressed in blue
and heaven is knowing
someone who is in love with you
heaven is a television
left on all day
and heaven is making love
and then running away
heaven is believing
what your eyes don`t see
and heaven is Christy Canyon
falling in love with me
heaven is waking up
to be a millionaire
and heaven is spending the whole next day
just walking on air
heaven is a dream
when it won`t come true
and heaven is the sky
when it`s always blue
heaven is the girl
with short black hair
and heaven is a woman
with enough to spare
heaven is
and heaven is taking a holiday
and heaven is having you here to stay
and heaven is never ever saying sorry
and heaven is as easy as abc
and heaven is your eyes when they`re always blue
and heaven is just right here with you
Heaven is a place on Earth.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Got a picture of your house
And you're standing by the door
It's black and white and faded
And it's looking pretty worn
See the factory that I worked
Silhouetted in the back
The memories are gray,
But man they're really coming back
I don't need to be the king of the world
As long as I'm the hero of this little girl
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day.
No matter what your friends might say...
How I love the way you move
And the sparkle in your eyes
There's a color deep inside them
Like a blue suburban sky
When I come home late at night
And you're in bed asleep
I wrap my arms around you
So I can feel you breathe
I don't need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day. (oh-oh)
No matter what your friends might say...
We'll find a way
Now the lights are going out
Along the boulevard
The memories come rushing back
And it makes it pretty hard
I've got nowhere left to go
And no one really cares
I don't know what to do
But I'm never giving up on you
Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day. (oh-oh)
No matter what your friends say
I know we're gonna find a way
Heaven
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Heaven
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh
Heaven
It's not too far away
Oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah
And you're standing by the door
It's black and white and faded
And it's looking pretty worn
See the factory that I worked
Silhouetted in the back
The memories are gray,
But man they're really coming back
I don't need to be the king of the world
As long as I'm the hero of this little girl
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day.
No matter what your friends might say...
How I love the way you move
And the sparkle in your eyes
There's a color deep inside them
Like a blue suburban sky
When I come home late at night
And you're in bed asleep
I wrap my arms around you
So I can feel you breathe
I don't need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan
Heaven isn't too far away,
Closer to it every day. (oh-oh)
No matter what your friends might say...
We'll find a way
Now the lights are going out
Along the boulevard
The memories come rushing back
And it makes it pretty hard
I've got nowhere left to go
And no one really cares
I don't know what to do
But I'm never giving up on you
Heaven isn't too far away
Closer to it every day. (oh-oh)
No matter what your friends say
I know we're gonna find a way
Heaven
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Heaven
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh
Heaven
It's not too far away
Oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah
Jophiel wrote:
Heaven is a place on Earth.
They say in heaven love comes first?
/hide.. I'm so obviously lame for deciding to comment with that..
Who's in the avatar, Elderon?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Who's in the avatar, Elderon?
No not really, it's actually some OOT poster. "sweetumsama" or something. They posted a picture thread and she posted these two. Striking resemblance though.
There's an OOT picture thread?
I just bought photoshop....
hmmmm....
I just bought photoshop....
hmmmm....
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Heaven is the retirement home for Puritans and Quakers.. They party like it's '99! .... 1599, that is.
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Song stuck in my head now, Sam. Good show!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Samira wrote:
Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens.
Song stuck in my head now, Sam. Good show!
Anything I can do to further the cause of evil! /bow
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elderon wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Who's in the avatar, Elderon?
No not really, it's actually some OOT poster. "sweetumsama" or something. They posted a picture thread and she posted these two. Striking resemblance though.
WoW, Hellboy looks exactly as I pictured him. How sad
DSD wrote:
WoW, Hellboy looks exactly as I pictured him. How sad
Someone is gaming just a little too much...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
DSD wrote:
WoW, Hellboy looks exactly as I pictured him. How sad
Someone is gaming just a little too much...
/sigh, not really. But it is definitely on the mind! =)
Well, Hellboy may update his pic. He is, after all, on a fast. 
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Well, Hellboy may update his pic. He is, after all, really fat.
/nod
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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