A is for Asylum where elitists come to play
B's for Bhodisatva who's a canuck closet ghey
C is for our favoUrite word, 'cause saying 'cUnt' is kewl
D is for young Dracoid who broke Kao's golden rule
E's for Elne-Clare who's really really really old
F is for the Farmers, who fund this site with gold
G is for gbaji who defies the word 'concise'
H is for the Hamster who keeps the servers running nice
I is for the irony that no-one can convey
J is for old Jophiel who never goes away
K is for Kaolian, the king of bannination
L is for the L33T-5p34K that defies pronunciation
M is for the Morans who drop in from OOT
N is for yours truly - the one and only Nobby
O is for Obama - Stop! Obama Time
P is for the poetry that doesn't always rhyme
Q is for the quarrels that keep all the threads alive
R is for the ratedowns that 'we' somehow survive
S is for the sandbox where the short bus kiddies post
T is for the tantrums that we like to read the most
U is for unpleasantness, there's nothing wrong with that
V is for ****** (or as 'we' all call it, '****')
W is for ******* - no shortage of them here
X is xenophopia, we like to play on fear
Y is yankee ********* who are here for all to see
Z is Z0MG we've done the Asylum ABC!!!111!!
That is, without doubt, my gayest post