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I'd like to dig up Regan's corpse and make them fight.Follow

#1 Apr 23 2007 at 6:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Like rockem sockem dead world leaders or something

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6584481.stm


Former Russian President Boris Yeltsin has died, the Kremlin says.

Mr Yeltsin was 76. The cause of death has not yet been announced. He had a history of heart trouble.


Time to sell that Stoli stock, clearly. Sales will plummet.

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#2 Apr 23 2007 at 6:59 AM Rating: Decent
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No shocker, hell I had forgotten he was alive and figured that Putin had him killed anyway.
#3 Apr 23 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Donald Regan?
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#4 Apr 23 2007 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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So 50 years of self-pickling finally paid off.

On the plus side, no need for the embalmers to waste any Formaldehyde on his corpse.

On the other plus side, no need for Gas in the incinerator!

Win Win!
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