I have a paper to write, can you tell?
Apparently, I'm a blonde Claire Forlani which is not so bad. My beautiful daughter looks like some chick I've never heard of. Another picture of her came up with Leonardo DiCaprio as a match. After a few different photos of myself, I've determined that either this things is mostly populated by Russian women, or I look Russian. /shrug
Who you and yours look like?
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Apparently, I look like John Kerry.
How depressing.
Don't ask me why I have this picture.
Edited, Apr 22nd 2007 10:46am by Barkingturtle
How depressing.
Don't ask me why I have this picture.
Edited, Apr 22nd 2007 10:46am by Barkingturtle
I'm having too much fun with this, and I managed to find another pic of my head.
People often tell me I have a baby-face.
People often tell me I have a baby-face.
Nexa
That is the most fUcked up link ever.
This lunchtime in a restaurant I was once again approached by some diCkwad who thinks Clapton is 6'7" and asked for my autograph (apparently they have all my albums)
According to this site I am a dead ringer for:
Quincy Jones
Kofi Annan
Errol Flynn
James Cameron
and
John Glenn
WTF?
That is the most fUcked up link ever.
This lunchtime in a restaurant I was once again approached by some diCkwad who thinks Clapton is 6'7" and asked for my autograph (apparently they have all my albums)
According to this site I am a dead ringer for:
Quincy Jones
Kofi Annan
Errol Flynn
James Cameron
and
John Glenn
WTF?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
That is the most fUcked up link ever.
According to this site I am a dead ringer for:
Quincy Jones
Kofi Annan
Errol Flynn
James Cameron
and
John Glenn
WTF?
According to this site I am a dead ringer for:
Quincy Jones
Kofi Annan
Errol Flynn
James Cameron
and
John Glenn
WTF?
hmm, the best match I get for you is Michael Keaton, but even that is only 58%. Of course, I only have 17 photos of you, not counting the ones on the disposable that I haven't gotten a chance to develop yet.
Oh wait! I just got a 63% on John Lennon! That's what you get for wearing glasses, I guess.
In case anyone was wondering...Saddam Hussein gets a 60% match to Allakhazam.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
hahahahahhaaha, when did they change the filter to make C H U C K Norris into Allakhazam?
You guys kill me.
Nexa
You guys kill me.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I only have 17 photos of you, not counting the ones on the disposable that I haven't gotten a chance to develop yet.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm having too much fun with this, and I managed to find another pic of my head.
People often tell me I have a baby-face.
People often tell me I have a baby-face.
None of your matches have my name on their foreheads...it's a shame really. I think you're on to a new fad there.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Apparently, I look a lot like Brendan Fraser (80%), Nancy Kerrigan (76%), Dakota Fanning (68%), and Matt Damon (64%).
I'm growing a beard now.
I'm growing a beard now.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Apparently, I look a lot like Brendan Fraser (80%), Nancy Kerrigan (76%), Dakota Fanning (68%), and Matt Damon (64%).
I'm growing a beard now.
I'm growing a beard now.
Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon are both good lookin' guys! What's the problem!?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
Apparently, I look a lot like Brendan Fraser (80%), Nancy Kerrigan (76%), Dakota Fanning (68%), and Matt Damon (64%).
I'm growing a beard now.
I'm growing a beard now.
Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon are both good lookin' guys! What's the problem!?
Nexa
Bolded for emphasis.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Demea wrote:
Apparently, I look a lot like Brendan Fraser (80%), Nancy Kerrigan (76%), Dakota Fanning (68%), and Matt Damon (64%).
I'm growing a beard now.
I'm growing a beard now.
Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon are both good lookin' guys! What's the problem!?
Nexa
Bolded for emphasis.
What? She's just a kid! Maybe she'll look like Matt Damon or Brendan Fraser when she's all grown up and THEN who'll be laughing?!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
With one picture my closest match was Mariah Carey, with the other, Anna Paquin.
Mariah Carey annoys the **** outta me, but I can live with looking like Anna Paquin.
Mariah Carey annoys the **** outta me, but I can live with looking like Anna Paquin.
78% match with Tom Cruise.
Lefian wrote:
78% match with Tom Cruise.
A Chimpanzee's DNA is 98.6% identical to that of Man.
On a related note, Smasharoo was a close match for McCauley Culkin and Mama Cass Elliot.
My favoUrite was when I uploaded a photo of a bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka and it threw back a photo of Nadenu
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Smasharoo was a close match for McCauley Culkin and Mama Cass Elliot.
This thing is amazingly accurate.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Hell yeah, I'm apparently Chow Yun Fat
Do what now?
And Sarah is either Jet Li or Sofia Coppola
Do what now?
Quote:
My favoUrite was when I uploaded a photo of a bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka and it threw back a photo of Nadenu
Stoli always did have good taste.
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
And Sarah is either Jet Li
If you two have a spat, you can have it out kung-fu style.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Looks like I most closely resemble some woman by the name of Alison Lohman 76% who seems to be the main actress in Flicka (yay). Other well known people I'm being told I look like are:
Sophia Bush 74%
Daphne Zuniga 73%
Zsa Zsa Gabor 64%
I also had Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor too. I think they're trying to tell me something
Sophia Bush 74%
Daphne Zuniga 73%
Zsa Zsa Gabor 64%
I also had Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor too. I think they're trying to tell me something
Quote:
Apparently, I look a lot like Brendan Fraser (80%), Nancy Kerrigan (76%), Dakota Fanning (68%), and Matt Damon (64%).
I'm growing a beard now. icon
I'm growing a beard now. icon
Don't feel bad, at least you didn't have Shirley Temple show up as a match. Most of my pictures had women for the top matches and my closest look-alike was Rachel McAdams at 83%. Here is one of the pictures that actually brought up male matches.
According to this thing Sarah Michelle Gellar looks more like Samuel L Jackson than Wesley Snipes.
DSD wrote:
Looks like I most closely resemble some woman by the name of Alison Lohman 76% who seems to be the main actress in Flicka (yay). Other well known people I'm being told I look like are:
Sophia Bush 74%
Daphne Zuniga 73%
Zsa Zsa Gabor 64%
I also had Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor too. I think they're trying to tell me something
Sophia Bush 74%
Daphne Zuniga 73%
Zsa Zsa Gabor 64%
I also had Bette Davis, Elizabeth Taylor too. I think they're trying to tell me something
You look better in b&w than color?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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