Throughout my life there have been mysteries and mental phantasms. The infrant n0bby struggled to understand the inedibility and poor nutritional value of my own fingers and toes.
As an adolescent, quadratic equations were something that made sense to other people.
As a young man, I struggled to make sense of Caspar Weinberger, Manchester United and Cherry Cola.
In my 30's I began to accept that some things make no fUcking sense and do not merit the merest contemplation.
But now I am immersed in an enigmatic mystery that makes the Shroud of Turin look like a screenshot of The Simpsons.
My brain is constantly occupied.
My consciousnous is consumed with a quest for understanding.
Baths grow cold around me.
Cigarettes burn to the filter leaving seared welts on my unfeeling fingers as I gaze into space.
I write entire paragraphs of reports at work, only to realise that after 3 hours, I have written the word 'why' 2,346 times.
As my dotage approaches, and my life's sins are repeated by my progeny, various wisdoms have been shown to me, but one frustrating, ball-achingly annoying question remains.
Why do men have nipples?
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Just in case they're transgendered?
Because men can breast feed.
/shrug
Nexa
/shrug
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
We're all zygotes at some point or another.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'm getting she doesn't use her teeth?
Codyy wrote:
How else can you tell when your grabing my breasts and not my ***?
Pacifiers for when little Johnny is all cranky and mommy is on the verge of strangling him.
That's my guess.
That's my guess.
Well, Nobby, without nipples where would we put the clamps?
you want the real reason or some fekked up reason I come up with on a whim?
Cause I have the answer. I know the truth. Beg for it
Edited, Apr 20th 2007 6:08pm by DSD
Cause I have the answer. I know the truth. Beg for it
Edited, Apr 20th 2007 6:08pm by DSD
DSD wrote:
you want the real reason or some fekked up reason I come up with on a whim?
Cause I have the answer. I know the truth. Beg for it
Cause I have the answer. I know the truth. Beg for it
DF: Schtum!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I dont want to ask DF. But I do have the answer. I saw it on a BBC special event on babies in utero.
DSD wrote:
I dont want to ask DF. But I do have the answer. I saw it on a BBC special event on babies in utero.
A few loose words and George Bush will want to militarastically democracify the land of Utero
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Cecil wrote:
In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household.
Hear that, Tare?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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