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#202 Apr 23 2007 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I never took the time to learn how to juggle


It is a long 15 minutes.


That I'll never get back.
#203 Apr 23 2007 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
DSD wrote:
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DSD: Would you hold my hand if I saw you in heaven?


Do you have cooties? Do cooties go to heaven?



Maybe if they're baptized. Otherwise, they might be in limbo. Who the heck knows right now. The Pope certainly doesn't.


"Cootie Limbo" sounds like something you could break a Jamaican hip doing.
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#204 Apr 23 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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Quick, Clapton! Theres a song in the works here, I know it!
#205 Apr 23 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
Quick, Clapton! Theres a song in the works here, I know it!
Mind that sunburn when you Go FUck Yourself, sweetcheeks
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#206 Apr 23 2007 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
DSD wrote:
Quick, Clapton! Theres a song in the works here, I know it!
Mind that sunburn when you Go FUck Yourself, sweetcheeks
He's just upset that he found out Sheryl only ever used one square on her pooper. Justifiable anger, really.
#207 Apr 23 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
DSD wrote:
Quick, Clapton! Theres a song in the works here, I know it!
Mind that sunburn when you Go FUck Yourself, sweetcheeks


As I do, you know Im going to be singing Layla ;)
#208 Apr 23 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
He's just upset that he found out Sheryl only ever used one square on her pooper. Justifiable anger, really.
Smiley: lol

When I read that story, I thought, there's someone who must get confused whether to wipe her **** or her mouth.
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#209 Apr 23 2007 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
Nobby wrote:
DSD wrote:
Quick, Clapton! Theres a song in the works here, I know it!
Mind that sunburn when you Go FUck Yourself, sweetcheeks


As I do, you know Im going to be singing Layla ;)
Try "I shot the sheriff"
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#210 Apr 23 2007 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
[lol:]

When I read that story, I thought, there's someone who must get confused whether to wipe her **** or her mouth.
It's probably the same, seeing as she poops in pellet form.
#211 Apr 23 2007 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
[lol:]

When I read that story, I thought, there's someone who must get confused whether to wipe her **** or her mouth.
It's probably the same, seeing as she poops in pellet form.
Now we know why Lance Armstrong caught Cancer, and why the Bottom Inspectors have such a vital job to do
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