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#177 Apr 23 2007 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby: What's your favoUrite English ale?
Ooh, tricksy question.

The following are in my fave list:
  • Timothy Taylor's Landlord Bitter
  • Marston's Pedigree
  • Courage Director's Ale
  • Samuel Smiths Bitter
  • Highgate Mild Ale, and
  • Burtonwood's Top Hat


But the true king is Theakston's Old Peculier.
(Grievous Bodily Harm in a glass)
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#178 Apr 23 2007 at 9:16 AM Rating: Decent
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My turn wheeeeee


Kaelesh - Are you named afer some form of semi evil foreign hotdog condament?


King's Relish, err, an evil King's Relish. Yea, that's the ticket.

The truth brings about much sadness. It's a bastardization of Kaleesh.
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#179 Apr 23 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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I have a question:

Why the hell do women use threats and manipulation to get something out of a relationship, that could be gained with compromise and discussion? WTF damnit.

Also, on the same thought, why do women dismiss their own issues as being irrelevent, when they're on the same topic as male issues? Double standards are bullShit.
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#180 Apr 23 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Metastophicleas wrote:
I have a question:

Why the hell do women use threats and manipulation to get something out of a relationship, that could be gained with compromise and discussion? WTF damnit.

Also, on the same thought, why do women dismiss their own issues as being irrelevent, when they're on the same topic as male issues? Double standards are bullShit.


Rule breaking! Questions must be asked of a specific poster! Start your own damn thread!

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#181 Apr 23 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nexa wrote:
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Nexa: Get outta my dreams and into my car (I know it's not a question, but I'm going with a song lyrics theme here).


What kinda car?

Nexa

Hotrod, baby!

Actually, I drive this, only black.
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#182 Apr 23 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:

Actually, I drive this, only black.


Hey, that's pretty cute! I like to stretch out though, sorry.

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#183 Apr 23 2007 at 9:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
Rule breaking! Questions must be asked of a specific poster! Start your own damn thread!

Nexa


Rules be damned... I didn't read the rules...doh, I phailed.
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#184 Apr 23 2007 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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Kaolian wrote:
Atomicflea - If you could choose any career path ever, what would you pick to do?
Easy-Hotel heiress.

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Yes, unless you're in the appropriate gang. If not, then it may just be deadly.
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#185 Apr 23 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Kaolian wrote:
Atomicflea - If you could choose any career path ever, what would you pick to do?
Easy-Hotel heiress.

Thus perpetuating the stereotype that all Hotel Heiresses are easy
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#186 Apr 23 2007 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Kaolian wrote:
Atomicflea - If you could choose any career path ever, what would you pick to do?
Easy-Hotel heiress.

Thus perpetuating the stereotype that all Hotel Heiresses are easy


Nobby, shouldn't a demand for a video follow that statement?

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#187 Apr 23 2007 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Nobby, shouldn't a demand for a video follow that statement?
I'm British you strumpet. I never demand, but occasionally 'require'.
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#188 Apr 23 2007 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
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Strumpet?

WTH? So like if a Spriest is a Shadow Priest does that make me a Shadow Trumpet?

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#189 Apr 23 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Celcio wrote:
Strumpet?

WTH? So like if a Spriest is a Shadow Priest does that make me a Shadow Trumpet?

Given today's date. . .


Bill Waggledagger wrote:
I will chastise this high-minded strumpet.
Henry VI Part 1, 1. 5


the Bard wrote:
It is a creature That dotes on Cassio, as 'tis the strumpet's plague To beguile many and be beguiled by one.
Othello, IV
So tempted to tweak 'Cassio' into Celcio
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#190 Apr 23 2007 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Celcio wrote:
Strumpet?

WTH? So like if a Spriest is a Shadow Priest does that make me a Shadow Trumpet?

Given today's date. . .


Bill Waggledagger wrote:
I will chastise this high-minded strumpet.
Henry VI Part 1, 1. 5


the Bard wrote:
It is a creature That dotes on Cassio, as 'tis the strumpet's plague To beguile many and be beguiled by one.
Othello, IV
So tempted to tweak 'Cassio' into Celcio


And here I figured you just misspelled "*******".
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#191 Apr 23 2007 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Kaolian wrote:
Atomicflea - If you could choose any career path ever, what would you pick to do?
Easy-Hotel heiress.

Thus perpetuating the stereotype that all Hotel Heiresses are easy
Isn't that what I just said? Jeez, English must not be your first language. Smiley: rolleyes
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#192 Apr 23 2007 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Kaolian wrote:
Atomicflea - If you could choose any career path ever, what would you pick to do?
Easy-Hotel heiress.

Thus perpetuating the stereotype that all Hotel Heiresses are easy
Isn't that what I just said? Jeez, English must not be your first language. Smiley: rolleyes
I'm now guessing that the 'Easy Hotel' chain is Europe only?
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#193 Apr 23 2007 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Why the hell do women use threats and manipulation to get something out of a relationship, that could be gained with compromise and discussion? WTF damnit.

Also, on the same thought, why do women dismiss their own issues as being irrelevent, when they're on the same topic as male issues? Double standards are *************

I've never had that experience. Maybe you meet the wrong womens. On the other hand I have been in relationships where my significant other punched me right in the face while I was driving. Good thing I'm not gay and attracted to boxers, I guess.

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#194 Apr 23 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I've never had that experience. Maybe you meet the wrong womens. On the other hand I have been in relationships where my significant other punched me right in the face while I was driving. Good thing I'm not gay and attracted to boxers, I guess.


I would go so far as to bet it takes a special kind of woman not to punch you at any given moment. You're really irritating. Smiley: inlove

Nexa

Edited, Apr 23rd 2007 4:14pm by Nexa
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#195 Apr 23 2007 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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You're really irritating.

Hey, someone's got to be the flame and someone the moth, baby.

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#196 Apr 23 2007 at 12:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

You're really irritating.

Hey, someone's got to be the flame and someone the moth, baby.


Smiley: rolleyes

Righhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

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#197 Apr 23 2007 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I've never had that experience. Maybe you meet the wrong womens. On the other hand I have been in relationships where my significant other punched me right in the face while I was driving. Good thing I'm not gay and attracted to boxers, I guess.


I'm glad I'm not you...

I may be dating the wrong women for me though...but I'm a sucker for pretty eyes and big bewbs.
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#198 Apr 23 2007 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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DSD: Would you hold my hand if I saw you in heaven?


Do you have cooties? Do cooties go to heaven?

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#199 Apr 23 2007 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
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Do you have cooties? Do cooties go to heaven?



Maybe if they're baptized. Otherwise, they might be in limbo. Who the heck knows right now. The Pope certainly doesn't.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
MentalFrog - Can you juggle?


No. A few years ago me and a couple of my friends went to a halloween party as a group of clowns. I never took the time to learn how to juggle so I ended up being the 'stupid' clown that tried to juggle but never could. I also tripped a lot and was clumsy.


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#201 Apr 23 2007 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
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I never took the time to learn how to juggle

It is a long 15 minutes.

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

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