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But I already got her this!
Why must you be so cruel!
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Smasharoo wrote:
But I already got her this!
Why must you be so cruel!
What!? She'll be adorable! She TOLD me she wanted it.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
What!? She'll be adorable! She TOLD me she wanted it.
Considering I've trained her to shred and then defecate on Yankee paraphernalia on sight, I think it would just end in tears. Tiny, burning kitty tears of rage.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I love Vegas. And I so have to follow the old adage of "What goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas." I am such a naughty person in Vegas.
Aadyn, when you go to Vegas with the missus, take her to see the show Zumanity.
Aadyn, when you go to Vegas with the missus, take her to see the show Zumanity.
I was actually fairly disappointed in Zumanity. I expected it to be a lot more artistic and erotic than it was. I wanted "Cirque with a splash of adult revue", and instead it was "adult revue with a splash of Cirque."
Oh, and Totem, I recommend not staying at the New York, New York--apparently that roller coaster can be heard in the rooms. When we were standing in line for Zumanity (we stayed at the Monte Carlo--boring hotel, but marvelous pool) some people near us were complaining about their sleep being interrupted by the sounds of the roller coaster, both human and mechanical.
I recommend not staying at the New York, New York
I second that. Not only is full of filthy Yankee fans, but there's a ******* traffic jam on the way out constantly. If their goal was to get me to want to punch random people outside of Cyote Ugly, mission accomplished.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I recommend not staying at the New York, New York
I second that. Not only is full of filthy Yankee fans, but there's a @#%^ing traffic jam on the way out constantly. If their goal was to get me to want to punch random people outside of Cyote Ugly, mission accomplished.
Thirded...
I stayed at NYNY when my company sent me to vegas for a conference. To many people....
Flamingo FTW!!
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