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#1 Apr 18 2007 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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You might want to keep the filter at default to negate Varus's despair at his Astronaut/Spy/**** Star career or whatever.

What's the worst job you've ever had?

Paid employment only (but student or weekend/evening jobs count).

I've been lucky - cleaned toilets, worked the incinerator at a Hospital (eew) and dug sewers, but never as a long term prospect (It makes a difference if it's something you know you'll be doing day in/day out).

Oh, and let's get the Derek & Clive "Cleaning the Lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's ************** line out of the way right now.
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#2 Apr 18 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
I did date-entry for a child therapy center once. It was sort of depressing wading through stacks of files concerning either abused or disabled kids. Paid decent for a summer job while I was in school, though, and I could listen to the radio.

A similar job I had was a temp position in a children's clinic. That one really wasn't as sad, because most of the kids just had coughs or other mundane ailments, until one day I remember seeing this adorable little girl, maybe four or five years old, and when I retrieved her file for the doctor I cam to find out she had been molested and physically injured in the process.

Kids are a huge bummer.
#3 Apr 18 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Kids are a huge bummer.
Not the most careful choice of words, but I hate dealing with that too.
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#4 Apr 18 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I used to interpret regularly for a therapist that dealt in terminally depressed folks. Rapes, suicides, etc. Going over something like that day in and day out in first-person narrative is odd. I couldn't tell you most of what I interpreted b/c I blocked it out, but I would come home exhausted and depressed and go straight to sleep.


I do remember one thing: this girl hadn't spoken to her father for almost a year, despite his attempts to rebuild their relationship, because she felt he should have protected her from her rapist.

****, now I'm bummed.
#5 Apr 18 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
@#%^, now I'm bummed.
My work is done.

Now you'll be all grumpy at allanois and Jophiel will turn to me for some *****-Colonial man loving while DF takes photos
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#6 Apr 18 2007 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
Now you'll be all grumpy at allanois and Jophiel will turn to me for some *****-Colonial man loving while DF takes photos
You wish, paleface. You better dunk yourself in caramel before you get here, if you're harboring any hope.
#7 Apr 18 2007 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm, probably my first job at a fast food restaurant. No respect, I tells ya.
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#8 Apr 18 2007 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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I've been fairly lucky with the jobs that I have held. Worked as a receptionist at my parish in high school, held a few jobs in the retail industry during college and I generally liked the jobs that I have had post-college that have shaped my career.

However, I have to say that the worse job was when I worked at a huge law firm where the hours were horrendous and the caseload was back-breaking. At the ripe age of 22, I was not nearly assertive enough and agreed to take on a lot more than I could actually handle. Thankfully, I quit when Mr. Thumb and I got married because we were transferring out of San Diego.

I giggled with glee when that law firm imploded a few years later and had to fold.
#9 Apr 18 2007 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
You wish, paleface.
Why do I suffer from pant-funny when you call me that?

Atomicflea wrote:
You better dunk yourself in caramel before you get here, if you're harboring any hope.
How did you know that DF will only take photos in a caramel environment?

But back to me and Joph tryin' a li'l experimentation. . . .
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#10 Apr 18 2007 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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My worst job was for a delivery distributor for the Chicago Tribune Sunday edition back when I was 14 years old. It wasn't a paper route or anything, but rather I worked collating the sections at some warehouse. You had to take all the Comics/Advertising sections and tuck them into the Real Estate sections which went into the Food sections, etc. The crappy parts were the hours and the wages. The hours were (keeping in mind that we were 14) Friday afternoons from 5pm-2am, Saturday morning from 8am-2pm and then 1am-4am on Sunday morning for the actual news sections that couldn't be printed in advance.

For this, we were paid piecemeal. They would assign a value to a package of Food sections and tell us that, per package of fifty copies of Food we filled, we'd make a set amount. Usually something under a dollar, often under seventy-five cents. It's wasn't Dickens, but it was probably about as close as you got in 1980's mid-America.

Anyway, it pales to a lot of work I could have been doing (gutting fish, cleaning out sewer pipes, fighting wildebeast, etc) and wasn't as emotionally exhausting as a lot of jobs but, for a 14 year old, it sure did blow chunks.
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#11 Apr 18 2007 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
So tell me about your childhood
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#12 Apr 18 2007 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tare wrote:
Hmmm, probably my first job at a fast food restaurant. No respect, I tells ya.

Ditto.

"Would you like fries with that?"

Smiley: frown
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#13 Apr 18 2007 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
I may have shared it before, but my first job ever was washing balls at the batting-cage. It didn't pay cash, but rather free batting time and really wasn't that bad as long as the balls were covered in peanut butter.
#14 Apr 18 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
I currently work for a commercial real estate appraiser. I'm the office manager, we have 6 employees counting myself. The owner converted his home into office space, he lives with a dog and a Smiley: goat, so we have "office pets". The dog is fine. The Smiley: goat however jumps on desks, eats incoming faxes, research data, cc slips, etc.

Can you imagine what it's like talking to a client on the phone about a 7 millon dollar project, and the fucking Smiley: goat bleats in the background?! I love animals, but I have loosened all the window screens on the 2nd floor in hopes that the next time he headbutts one, he'll fall out ><. I have to watch where I step, because your never sure where you will find Smiley: goat shit.

My boss, the owner, proceeds to get high from noon till 5pm every work day. Not going to go into the other burdens lol. I'm looking for a new job.
#15 Apr 18 2007 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: goat
Until today, I considered you a member of the cohort of cutesy OOT/FFXI ********

Following that post, I love you

Oh DF - I wouldn't touch her as I intend to remain uninfected and she hath a face as liken unto an bag of spanners
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#16 Apr 18 2007 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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#17 Apr 18 2007 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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Midnights at a 7-11 my first year of university.


Wow, just wow.
#18 Apr 18 2007 at 2:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Truck stop waitress. Yes, really.

The best part was getting paid in speed.
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#19 Apr 18 2007 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Cami wrote:
Smiley: goat
Until today, I considered you a member of the cohort of cutesy OOT/FFXI ********

Following that post, I love you

Oh DF - I wouldn't touch her as I intend to remain faithful and she hath a face as liken to a angel


Fixed :)
#20 Apr 18 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
Mistress Cami wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Cami wrote:
Smiley: goat
Until today, I considered you a member of the cohort of cutesy OOT/FFXI ********

Following that post, I love you

Oh DF - I wouldn't touch her as I intend to remain faithful and she hath a face as liken to a angel


Fixed :)


I like how on your Myspace you're posing as if your stroking your chin in deep thought, when in fact your are fooling no one, and are merely attempting to cover up what is an obviously drooping turkey-neck.
#21 Apr 18 2007 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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Professional Carpet Cleaner. Professional as in I worked for reputable nation wide company. We still ripped the costumer off on a regular basis and by 'we' I mean 'them', I never could lower myself to lie or cheat the costumer. That being said I once convinced a costumer to tip me $200 to remove the carpet in a room where some old guy died and got juicy all over the carpet(and was still very juicy)as he decomposed for a week. I've also stood knee deep in gray water and calf deep in black water (re: raw sewage) because of the job and I do not want to think about the amount of animal ***** and urine I had to deal with on a regular nearly intimate basis. Ah, the stupid things you do to do a job "right" when you are young.
#22 Apr 18 2007 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Mistress Cami wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Mistress Cami wrote:
Smiley: goat
Until today, I considered you a member of the cohort of cutesy OOT/FFXI ********

Following that post, I love you

Oh DF - I wouldn't touch her as I intend to remain faithful and she hath a face as liken to a angel


Fixed :)


I like how on your Myspace you're posing as if your stroking your chin in deep thought, when in fact your are fooling no one, and are merely attempting to cover up what is an obviously drooping turkey-neck.


LMAO, I have other pics available, you make me sound old, I'm the ripe age of 25. Show me your pics, I'm sure your a stud muffin. :)
#23 Apr 18 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Decent
I haven't had many really bad jobs, but roofing houses did suck.
#24 Apr 18 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Truck stop waitress. Yes, really.

The best part was getting paid in speed.
Did you have to make change?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#25 Apr 18 2007 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Cami wrote:
you make me sound old, I'm the ripe age of 25.

Translation: "I'm 25, but I have a reading age of 14 and a body-shape of. . . well let's say over 60"

Sounds right
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#26 Apr 18 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
Mistress Cami wrote:
Show me your pics, I'm sure your a stud muffin. :)



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