This is how my day is going:
"ALERT:
UMaine police have received a bomb threat. Police and safety officials do not believe this threat to be credible, so UMaine will remain open and business will continue as usual. We’re providing this information so that members of the UMaine community can make decisions with which they feel comfortable. Those who wish to gather in a place that has been assured as being safe may proceed to Memorial Union, which will be available shortly. Faculty members should use their best judgment as to whether to continue with classes. Employees who feel compelled to leave campus for the day should notify their supervisor, and use accrued leave time or authorized leave without pay. The Washington Post and other news sources report today that similar threats at other educational institutions have occurred in at least 10 states."
I'm glad that college students are ignorant and petty enough to take advantage of the currently high tensions on college campuses. It's not as though there's any benefit to them, other than winning the "double dog dare" they probably had going.
*sigh*
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I hate people too.
But I
you!
But I
you!publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
This is starting to make me think twice about attending grad school. Maybe UPheonix online is a idea.
Employees who feel compelled to leave campus for the day should notify their supervisor, and use accrued leave time or authorized leave without pay.
If that said "with pay" you'd be thinking "oh those mischievous little scamps, bless their hearts."
:)
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Online grad school is funny.
Bomb threats are not.
Bomb threats are not.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Smasharoo wrote:
Employees who feel compelled to leave campus for the day should notify their supervisor, and use accrued leave time or authorized leave without pay.
If that said "with pay" you'd be thinking "oh those mischievous little scamps, bless their hearts."
:)
hahaha, right...because I'd love having twice as much work tomorrow.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'd be taking my *** home, no pay. I can figure out how to earn an extra few bucks, but I haven't mastered coming back from the dead yet.
Atomicflea wrote:
I'd be taking my *** home, no pay. I can figure out how to earn an extra few bucks, but I haven't mastered coming back from the dead yet.
Meh, the car is like, way over there.
This has got to be the 50th bomb threat at a place where I work or go to school. No bombs yet.
Famous last words?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
This has got to be the 50th bomb threat at a place where I work or go to school. No bombs yet.
You're tempting fate!!!! You know what would help? If you brought a glock to work. No one calls in bomb threats when the milfs are packing heat.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
This has got to be the 50th bomb threat at a place where I work or go to school. No bombs yet.
You're tempting fate!!!! You know what would help? If you brought a glock to work. No one calls in bomb threats when the milfs are packing heat.
I want machine gun boobies like a fem-bot.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Famous last words?
Anyhoo, you can't be ticked while watching this. Guaranteed happy!
I want machine gun boobies like a fem-bot.
Now you're being silly. What you really need are the deadly weapons used by Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy. I can send them right over to you accompanied by a friendly "boing" noise.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I want machine gun boobies like a fem-bot.
Now you're being silly. What you really need are the deadly weapons used by Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy. I can send them right over to you accompanied by a friendly "boing" noise.
Ok, but only if I can borrow some of your furs. My clothes keep mysteriously getting torn apart.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Atomicflea wrote:
Anyhoo, you can't be ticked while watching this. Guaranteed happy!
You can't get me to go home by linking things I can't watch at work. I'm not *that* easy!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
You can't get me to go home by linking things I can't watch at work. I'm not *that* easy!
Didn't you watch the otters holding hands? This is like that, but with sound.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
You can't get me to go home by linking things I can't watch at work. I'm not *that* easy!
Didn't you watch the otters holding hands? This is like that, but with sound.
It's the sound that's the problem, I don't have my own office at this job..I'm working in a cubicle maze.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Ha ha, I must have a really informal office. People just assume I'm listening to the radio. One of my Interpreters is watching Mad TV's "Clops" shorts in the next room during his break.
So whats the current penalty for calling in bomb threats? Methinks this may become more of an issue closer to exam time...
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This has got to be the 50th bomb threat at a place where I work
Remind me to never work with Nexa.
Nadenu wrote:
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This has got to be the 50th bomb threat at a place where I work
Remind me to never work with Nexa.
Well, when you work in a bomb factory, what can you really expect? Mostly I'm just disappointed that folks are so unoriginal.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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