When I was in the military, my buddy and I were hanging out at his house. His wife was at a class, and we were watching his toddler. Said toddler had yet to say his first word, and we were brewing home-brew beer at the time. Of course, being guys, we kept trying to get the kid to say "beer". Murphy's Law being in effect, the kid eventually said it. I left just as the old lady got home, and within 15 minutes the kid was saying beer again. She was not amused.
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