And really, a baseball bat is much more satisfying.
Especially the aluminum ones. Yay!
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Jophiel wrote:
Anecdotes aren't data. If someone had stopped the beating by grabbing a handy baseball bat from sporting goods (or a lamp from Housewares) and braining the assailiant, I doubt you'd be accepting that as evidence that we don't need conceal-carry laws.
Yes, however, the people standing there did nothing but watch. It was an old lady with a pistol that saved the day.
While I have to admit that the thud, and squish you get from a bat is nice (I prefer wooden, because the squish is better sounding, and you get a good feel when you connect, plus I hate the ringing of aluminimum), the quick end was far better, and there was less mess for the illegal dude to clean up.
Smasharoo wrote:
Since you're under the impression that all guns and the people who carry them are looney
Not looney, just pussies living in fear.
I'd rather be living as a scared pUssy, than be a dead dumbass.
Metastophicleas wrote:
Yes, however, the people standing there did nothing but watch. It was an old lady with a pistol that saved the day.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Throw some small tags around that giant sig or something 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You've never actually watched a woman try to fish something out of her hand bag, have you?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'd rather be living as a scared *****, than be a dead dumbass.
Then you should wear a crash helmet while driving. It would increase your chances of living by a factor of about 100 compared to carrying a gun.
You won't, though, because having a gun has nothing to do with mitigating risk of dying. It has to do with fear and insecurity. People who carry guns are terrified of being impotent and not in control. The reality is, having a gun doesn't make you any safer, it's been documented 100 times. It just makes certain personality types *feel better*. I'm not one of those personality types, I guess.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Jophiel wrote:
Throw some small tags around that giant sig or something
doh
Metastophicleas wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Throw some small tags around that giant sig or something
doh
Do eet!
Please.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Metastophicleas wrote:
Better?
Much!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Sorry guys.
Quote:
First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
I absolutely love this poem.
My brother, who was a bit of a rebel in his youth, made a giant banner with those words written on it in French. It was for a protest against the far-right in France. The banner was 45 metres long and 15 metres wide. At 5 in the morning, they climbed up the scafoldings of the Pantheon, and unfolded the banner. They took pictures, films, called the media who came and filmed it, then the police arrived, took the banner down, and they all got taken into custody.
It made the local news, it was pretty fUcking cool.
Anyway, wise words...
Only in your crazy little world could unfloding a giant banner be called "vandalising".
But since it annoys me that you don't seem to like me much, I'll tell you this: He capitalistically bought the banner from a capitalist shop with capitalist money he had earned from capitalistically working.
In a capitalist job, no doubt.
Us commies sure ain't what we used to be.
But since it annoys me that you don't seem to like me much, I'll tell you this: He capitalistically bought the banner from a capitalist shop with capitalist money he had earned from capitalistically working.
In a capitalist job, no doubt.
Us commies sure ain't what we used to be.
Way to subvert from within!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Way to subvert from within!
Shhh!!
Now all our plans for a worldly revolution are in disarray...
gbaji, what do we do?
achileez wrote:
Since you're all for banners maybe someone should go to your home and post a huge banner saying **** LOVER.
YEAH! That'll show HIM, huh??
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
achileez wrote:
Jophed,
just making a point. You know, as well as I, it's illegal to post signs on businesses without express written consent.
Varus
Quote:
YEAH! That'll show HIM, huh??
just making a point. You know, as well as I, it's illegal to post signs on businesses without express written consent.
Varus
True, but I must admit that I'm unfamiliar with whether or not it's illegal to post banners on temples in Rome.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
True, but I must admit that I'm unfamiliar with whether or not it's illegal to post banners on temples in Rome.
Nexa
Nexa
Well. It is *absolutely* illegal to put a banner on a temple in Rome. There is no question about it and no question that these men were in the wrong.
See?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd assume so but I can't say for sure. But I can sound authoritative about it on the internet!
Hey, when on the interwebs...
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
achileez wrote:
Jophed,
just making a point. You know, as well as I, it's illegal to post signs on businesses without express written consent.
Varus
Quote:
YEAH! That'll show HIM, huh??
just making a point. You know, as well as I, it's illegal to post signs on businesses without express written consent.
Varus
The Pantheon is a business?
Damn those Gods!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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