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I see you're re-living your childhood memories of your father again.
My father did you with a baseball bat, too? That sly dog.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
achileez wrote:
Then you'd have gotten a good laugh out of me being jumped by n*ggers on more than one occasion
Is he your brother or your half-brother on your uncle's side?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
It must be nice to be so simple of a creature.
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How about living in a neighborhood where break-ins are regular occurences; would you allow your wife to arm herself then?
Hell no! She might take it into her head to shoot me in the *** for raping her lil sister around back of the trailer. but if you wanna live there, go ahead.
I was mugged once. By an Israeli plain clothes cop. Luckily only a knife was involved. I didn't find out he was a cop until after we'd had a big messy fight wich was stopped by two other passing cops. They gave him an even better kickin than I was giving him ( for 'bringing the Israeli police force into disrepuet!).....
true story.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
How did a thread where I support american adults exercising their constitutional right turn into a slam Varus fest?
Oh that's right you liberal whackos don't want to deal with the reality of the situation and would much rather make jokes about my childhood.
Ironically enough Varus was originally banned from Allakazam after making fun of a fat black lady floating away after Katrina.
Varus
Oh that's right you liberal whackos don't want to deal with the reality of the situation and would much rather make jokes about my childhood.
Ironically enough Varus was originally banned from Allakazam after making fun of a fat black lady floating away after Katrina.
Varus
Oh that's right you liberal whackos don't want to deal with the reality of the situation and would much rather make jokes about my childhood.
Who's joking? We're just trying to figure out what turned you into such a giant terrified quivering ****** that you'd think you needed a gun to protect yourself.
It's not easy to understand where cowardice comes from, man.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
achileez wrote:
How did a thread where I support american adults exercising their constitutional right turn into a slam Varus fest?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
achileez wrote:
How did a thread where I support american adults exercising their constitutional right turn into a slam Varus fest?
Because people have tried to discuss things with you then you get stuck, go about your regular banter, and spew your half-witted tripe. I thought the reason was rather obvious.
EDIT: I mean hell, even Gbaji stays away from your arguments. That speaks in decibels.
Edited, Apr 17th 2007 2:06pm by Rimesume
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How did a thread where I support american adults exercising their constitutional right turn into a slam Varus fest?
'cos you're a cnut. Pure and simple.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
I'd like to know how this thread got so off the topic of a terrible incident, and on to the topic of flaming Varus...
Can't we just make a whole new thread for that?
Can't we just make a whole new thread for that?
I'd like to know how this thread got so off the topic of a terrible incident
Not really that terrible. It's the price for having more handguns than people.
Oh no! 1/3rd of the people who will die in car accidents today all died near each other!!! The tragedy!!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Handguns don't outnumber people.
Smashed,
This simple quote exemplifies why liberals are a threat to this nation and the freedom it stands for. It's not about being afraid or not; in certain situations that's to be expected (you know when someone sticks a gun in your face). However, unlike these students who allowed themselves to be lined up and summarily executed I support enabling individuals in their effort to prevent this sort of thing. If this means they carry a concealed weapon so be it. What you don't do is blame society, the gun makers, and everything else under the sun.
Varus
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Who's joking? We're just trying to figure out what turned you into such a giant terrified quivering ****** that you'd think you needed a gun to protect yourself.
It's not easy to understand where cowardice comes from, man.
It's not easy to understand where cowardice comes from, man.
This simple quote exemplifies why liberals are a threat to this nation and the freedom it stands for. It's not about being afraid or not; in certain situations that's to be expected (you know when someone sticks a gun in your face). However, unlike these students who allowed themselves to be lined up and summarily executed I support enabling individuals in their effort to prevent this sort of thing. If this means they carry a concealed weapon so be it. What you don't do is blame society, the gun makers, and everything else under the sun.
Varus
Handguns outnumber the brain cells of the people who own them....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Meta,
It's quite simple actually; people attack what they don't understand.
Varus
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I'd like to know how this thread got so off the topic of a terrible incident, and on to the topic of flaming Varus...
Can't we just make a whole new thread for that?
Can't we just make a whole new thread for that?
It's quite simple actually; people attack what they don't understand.
Varus
It's not about being afraid or not
Of course it is. That's all it's about. People who want to carry guns are afraid, period. Most of them are just giant terrified cowards, and some few of them actually have a reasonable need to carry a weapon.
You're part of that first group.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
It's quite simple actually; people attack what they don't understand.
We all know why you post, no need to hammer it home.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Metastophicleas wrote:
I'd like to know how this thread got so off the topic of a terrible incident, and on to the topic of flaming Varus...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Metastophicleas wrote:
I'd like to know how this thread got so off the topic of a terrible incident, and on to the topic of flaming Varus...
Not really. I'm not really up for picking on anyone today. My heart's just not in it after the last 24 hours that I've had.
achileez wrote:
This is precisely why we have the 2nd amendment. The govn can't always be around to save you. And in some cases you have to be able to protect yourself from the govn.
Are you implying that a disgruntled twentysomething student was really a G-man?
Your interpretation of the 2nd is what's critically flawed here.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Varus wrote:
It's quite simple actually; people attack what they don't understand.
Varus
I guess this explains why you always attack blacks, gays and liberals...
Metastophicleas wrote:
Not really. I'm not really up for picking on anyone today. My heart's just not in it after the last 24 hours that I've had.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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