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I blanked on Bernake after a seeming lifetime of Greenspan,
I only got that one right because I'd read an article about the Federal Reserve literally minutes before taking the quiz.
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I only got that one right because I'd read an article about the Federal Reserve literally minutes before taking the quiz.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hah. Got all the important ones right (does remembering who said what quote *really* matter as much as knowing which branch of government does what?).
Mispelled Bernanke's name, but did get Gonzalez' first name. I can certainly see how a baby boomer would do better on this test (since most of the quotes were from that period). Still, not horrifically difficult IMO. Only got a 45.5, almost entirely from not remembering which president said what (aside from that, Bernanke, and not knowing which year the magna carta was signed, I got everything right).
Mispelled Bernanke's name, but did get Gonzalez' first name. I can certainly see how a baby boomer would do better on this test (since most of the quotes were from that period). Still, not horrifically difficult IMO. Only got a 45.5, almost entirely from not remembering which president said what (aside from that, Bernanke, and not knowing which year the magna carta was signed, I got everything right).
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Hah. Got all the important ones right (does remembering who said what quote *really* matter as much as knowing which branch of government does what?).
Mispelled Bernanke's name, but did get Gonzalez' first name. I can certainly see how a baby boomer would do better on this test (since most of the quotes were from that period). Still, not horrifically difficult IMO. Only got a 45.5, almost entirely from not remembering which president said what (aside from that, Bernanke, and not knowing which year the magna carta was signed, I got everything right).
Google's pretty sweet, huh?
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I took Flea's test as well and got a perfect score. Why is the purpose of the UN on the US citizenship test?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I wondered the same thing. Maybe so SOME of us know it's not just there to protect the interests of the U.S.?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Smasharoo wrote:
Google's pretty sweet, huh?
If I'd used google, I'd have gotten them all right, but it would have invalidated the test. Not sure what your point is. Maybe *you* would have cheated, but not me.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
If I'd used google, I'd have gotten them all right, but it would have invalidated the test. Not sure what your point is. Maybe *you* would have cheated, but not me.
We both know I wouldn't have had to :(. That said, the test not being about economics, law, or science, I'm sure you did take it without using google.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I didn't think the quotes were that difficult although I'll agree that their relevance to actually understanding our government is secondary at best.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I didn't take the test - I'm assuming that "God Save The King" is no longer a valid answer to all the questions, since your new-fangled declaration of incontinence or whatever you colonials call it.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Samira wrote:
That one was laughably easy, though.
Atomicflea wrote:
Samira wrote:
That one was laughably easy, though.
Don't give the anti-immigration nuts any more ammunition!
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