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#1 Apr 15 2007 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
Global warming threatens U.S. security

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WASHINGTON (AP) -- Global warming poses a "serious threat to America's national security" and the U.S. likely will be dragged into fights over water and other shortages, top retired military leaders warn in a new report.

The report says that in the next 30 to 40 years there will be wars over water, increased hunger instability from worsening disease and rising sea levels and global warming-induced refugees. "The chaos that results can be an incubator of civil strife, genocide and the growth of terrorism," the 35-page report predicts.

Gen. Anthony "Tony" Zinni, President Bush's former Middle East envoy, says in the report: "It's not hard to make the connection between climate change and instability, or climate change and terrorism."

The report was issued by the Alexandria, Virginia-based, national security think-tank The CNA Corporation and was written by six retired admirals and five retired generals. They warn of a future of rampant disease, water shortages and flooding that will make already dicey areas -- such as the Middle East, Asia and Africa -- even worse.

Joining calls already made by scientists and environmental activists, the retired U.S. military leaders call on the U.S. government to make major cuts in emissions of gases that cause global warming.

"We will pay for this one way or another," writes Zinni, former commander of U.S. Central Command. "We will pay to reduce greenhouse gas emissions today, and we'll have to take an economic hit of some kind. Or we will pay the price later in military terms. And that will involve human lives. There will be a human toll."

Top climate scientists said the report makes sense and increased national security risk is a legitimate global warming side-effect.


So, now it's either you're against global warming, or you're a terrorist!
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#2 Apr 16 2007 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Apr 16 2007 at 6:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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On the plus side, once the oceans rise and cover the land, we'll have less coastline to protect. Maybe we'll finally be able to secure our ports!
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#4 Apr 16 2007 at 6:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Maybe we'll finally be able to secure our ports!


Don't you mean "underwater submarine protection and trading facilities"?

"Ports" are sooo pre-global warming...

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#5 Apr 16 2007 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
This seals the deal then. The US gets rich off wars, I hope everyone is looking forward to the doom-and-gloom of global warming because now the US administration will be trying to accellerate it to pad their pockets some more.

Look at the current war, the world is basically funding both sides. Gas prices are through the roof due to the ME turmoil. Who profits from this? The suppliers (terrorists) and the government (through taxes) and kickbacks from arms contracts.

Don't be naive, war is big business.
#6 Apr 16 2007 at 7:54 AM Rating: Decent
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The best part is when the nations fighting actually privatly contract their ground forces.
#7 Apr 16 2007 at 8:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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#8 Apr 16 2007 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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This could only be more ironic if we found out that Saddam had been stockpiling Sunblock and topical steroid creams.
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#9 Apr 16 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if there will also be a war against people that don't think this warming trend is man made.
#10 Apr 16 2007 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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I wonder if there will also be a war against people that don't think this warming trend is man made.


Like the civil war! The north wants to abolish global warming but the south is like f-no! it'll hurt the economy! Just a random thought.
#11 Apr 17 2007 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I fully agree global warming is and will be a serious problem. That article however is retarded.

OH NOEZ BUY MORE GUNZZZ THE OCEAN IS RISING!!!!...idiots.
#12 Apr 17 2007 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
The next Axis of Evil: Iran, North Korea, and Carbon.
#13 Apr 17 2007 at 1:36 PM Rating: Decent
I think we just have to nuke the **** out of Global Warming. That'll learn the *******!
#14 Apr 17 2007 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
Meta wrote:
I wonder if there will also be a war against people that don't think this warming trend is man made.


I know, it stinks when your own parties' catch phrases are used against you. But to be fair, this was a good one.

First the old "flip-flop" was broken out of retirement to describe the new crop of pubby presidential candidates and now this.

Now be a good boy, follow your Bush Doctrine, and get to the "Pre-emptive" strike on the man made aspects of Global Warming.

I even put it in a graph form for ya, fo' easy readin'
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#15 Apr 17 2007 at 1:54 PM Rating: Decent
The planet was way hotter than it is now many times before. We will survive it, and property values in central Texas will skyrocket. Austin will become the capital of the New World Order and bikinis shall become mandatory wear for all females under 150 pounds..

/runs out to the nearest Hummer dealership
#16 Apr 17 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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My fatalistic, anti-humanity inclinations tend towards increasing global warming. If all this is true then humanity itself is the biggest threat to the Earth and only by eliminating this threat will the Earth's ecological systems restabilize.
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#17 Apr 17 2007 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
My fatalistic, anti-humanity inclinations tend towards increasing global warming. If all this is true then humanity itself is the biggest threat to the Earth and only by eliminating this threat will the Earth's ecological systems restabilize.


It doesn't mean the process cant be fun!
#18 Apr 17 2007 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Lefein wrote:
Debalic wrote:
My fatalistic, anti-humanity inclinations tend towards increasing global warming. If all this is true then humanity itself is the biggest threat to the Earth and only by eliminating this threat will the Earth's ecological systems restabilize.

It doesn't mean the process cant be fun!

Good point. Let's head down to Loosyana and Texas and start torchin' some wells!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#19 Apr 17 2007 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
Lefein wrote:
Debalic wrote:
My fatalistic, anti-humanity inclinations tend towards increasing global warming. If all this is true then humanity itself is the biggest threat to the Earth and only by eliminating this threat will the Earth's ecological systems restabilize.

It doesn't mean the process cant be fun!

Good point. Let's head down to Loosyana and Texas and start torchin' some wells!


Look at it this way.. The big oil fatcats can't sell burned oil! It's a win-win situation even if you are an ideologue!
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