HONOLULU - Legendary crooner Don Ho, who entertained tourists for decades wearing raspberry-tinted sunglasses and singing the catchy signature tune "Tiny Bubbles," has died. He was 76.
I'll remember you every time I fart in the tub sir.
Fark's headline was actually something like "Nappy headed Don Ho dies."
Flea BT mentioned it before, but somehow I don't think he'd want to go to the zoo or trolley rides and monorail rides at the malls, which about covers my outings lately.