I haven't spent much time here recently but I've noticed that you're back on a regular basis. I really didn't expect to see back until the presidential elections...what gives?
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They made playing poker online illegal, or at least, cumbersome enough and psuedo legal that I'm not playing online.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
They made freedom illegal in Americuh, or at least, cumbersome enough and psuedo legal that I'm not playing online.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
There's always the casino. Surely being able to verbally degrade and harass your opponents face to face would be an advantage.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
There's always the casino. Surely being able to verbally degrade and harass your opponents face to face would be an advantage.
Then they could take his money AND kick his ***.
You underestimate Seagal's skillz yo.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Smasharoo wrote:
They made playing poker online illegal, or at least, cumbersome enough and psuedo legal that I'm not playing online.
Don't you, like, need to get a job now?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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