Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Lawl, that cracked me up, Nexa.
For the last two days, I swear it's the only thing that's kept me going. I look at it about a hundred times a day and still laugh.
Have I mentioned I'm unstable, hahaha?
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Lawl, that cracked me up, Nexa.
For the last two days, I swear it's the only thing that's kept me going. I look at it about a hundred times a day and still laugh.
Have I mentioned I'm unstable, hahaha?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Lawl, that cracked me up, Nexa.
For the last two days, I swear it's the only thing that's kept me going. I look at it about a hundred times a day and still laugh.
Have I mentioned I'm unstable, hahaha?
Nexa
Well, now there's two of us!
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I don't think that's really any different than men.
Maybe. You don't hear the term 'Trophy Husband" all that often, but times are a changing I guess. I'm looking at YOU Demi Moore.
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Smasharoo wrote:
We all know she's only with Joph as an elaborate ploy to steal his silver flatware from his sister.
Smasharoo wrote:
I think they'd generally choose someone they see as offering more financial security. Not to be cold, but most women don't marry the funny sweet poet.
Smasharoo wrote:
I don't think that's really any different than men.
Maybe. You don't hear the term 'Trophy Husband" all that often, but times are a changing I guess. I'm looking at YOU Demi Moore.
True, but the term dowry comes to mind. Marrying for money isn't just a female tendency, nor would men doing so be a recent trend.
Ohhhh Willoughby...*sigh*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
True, but the term dowry comes to mind. Marrying for money isn't just a female tendency, nor would men doing so be a recent trend.
Don't be silly. The dowry was just compensation for the man taking on the financial support of a useless item (the woman) from another man. Just a business transaction.
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Nexa wrote:
Marrying for money isn't just a female tendency,
To be fair, Reverend John was kind of a stiff.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
To be fair, Reverend John was kind of a stiff.
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Once you got black you neva go back..
Atomicflea wrote:
I think the Miss Nigeria picture is skewed. It's pikcing a woman with European-styled features and hair. If you want to stack it up right, make it Alek Wek, commonly considered a supermodel, against Carnie Wilson. (Carnie's on the right)
Is it ok to choose neither?
Miss Nigeria over Ricki Lake. Then again, I'd go with what someone said earlier, attractive comes in many colors. The same can be said with ugly. Sorry, Ricki Lake is unattractive to me no matter who you compare her against.
If you were comparing Miss Nigeria with Carnie Wilson, I'd say I'd want both, as they are both attractive. I think Carnie Wilson looks great and while we were making the woo she could also sing for me (sue me, I think she has a great voice).
Hey now, be politically correct. That's "nappy-headed ho" lover to you, fella.
Don't fire me!
If you were comparing Miss Nigeria with Carnie Wilson, I'd say I'd want both, as they are both attractive. I think Carnie Wilson looks great and while we were making the woo she could also sing for me (sue me, I think she has a great voice).
Varus wrote:
An entire thread so smashed can feel good about being a n*gger lover.
Hey now, be politically correct. That's "nappy-headed ho" lover to you, fella.
Don't fire me!
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Smasharoo wrote:
You think, though, that the majority of them would go for the funny, smart guy over the rich, handsome one?
Insane. Now, the majority might SAY that, but in practice, laughable. The same might be the case here.
Insane. Now, the majority might SAY that, but in practice, laughable. The same might be the case here.
But you're arguing a false dilema. It only makes sense if we assume that you must choose between funny/smart and rich. Presumably, the ratio of funny/smart guys among the pool of rich men is about the same as it is among working class joes, right? So there's no reason a woman wouldn't try to get a guy with money and the characteristics she's looking for, so no reason *not* to start with the more obvious external factors and then figure out the internal ones.
And I don't agree with you that the majority would settle for a rich guy they didn't like over a working class guy they did. But then maybe I have more faith in humanity then you do.
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Of all the cracker boys saying they'd take the black woman, probably 10% have ever been with one.
I'm pretty sure far fewer then 10% of us have bedded a model either. What's your point?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I bet more people in this thread have slept with a black woman than slept with Rikki Lake!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
But then maybe I have more faith in humanity then you do.
Just delusional, I expect. You probably count yourself among the smart or funny, which would skew your opinion wildly.
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Smasharoo wrote:
But then maybe I have more faith in humanity then you do.
Just delusional, I expect. You probably count yourself among the smart or funny, which would skew your opinion wildly.
I'm sure that 99% of men would probably do that.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm sure that 99% of men would probably do that.
Count Gbaji among the smart or funny? He should absolutely go gay then.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I, on the other hand, in true realist fashion, consider myself fugly, poor, stupid and boring.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm sure that 99% of men would probably do that.
Count Gbaji among the smart or funny? He should absolutely go gay then.
99% of women too! I'm just the hawt!!! ;)
You're jealous. You know you are...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Smasharoo wrote:
I'm sure that 99% of men would probably do that.
Count Gbaji among the smart or funny? He should absolutely go gay then.
Probably should in any case.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Atomicflea wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I think they'd generally choose someone they see as offering more financial security. Not to be cold, but most women don't marry the funny sweet poet.
In California it's usually marry the rich guy, then divorce him and just live with the smart funny guy so they keep getting the alimony checks.
BloodwolfeX wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I think they'd generally choose someone they see as offering more financial security. Not to be cold, but most women don't marry the funny sweet poet.
In California it's usually marry the rich guy, then divorce him and just live with the smart funny guy so they keep getting the alimony checks.
Sad and true.
an attractive woman transcends all racial and social economical boundries.
a horney male, white, black, yellow, or brown, knows no racial or social economical boundries......for 15 minutes anyway........
your question is pointless.
IF we had a choice, we would do them both. if we couldnt do them both, we would do the one that didnt run away screaming. if they both ran away screaming, we sould do the one who ran the slowest. if we couldnt catch either of them, we would do whatever was closest to us.
its like what would a starving man prefer? steak or hamburger helper?
answer? the one he could get his hands on the quickest.
a horney male, white, black, yellow, or brown, knows no racial or social economical boundries......for 15 minutes anyway........
your question is pointless.
IF we had a choice, we would do them both. if we couldnt do them both, we would do the one that didnt run away screaming. if they both ran away screaming, we sould do the one who ran the slowest. if we couldnt catch either of them, we would do whatever was closest to us.
its like what would a starving man prefer? steak or hamburger helper?
answer? the one he could get his hands on the quickest.
Atomicflea wrote:
Nah, I think to equate to the OP, maybe Djimon Hounsou vs. Kevin James or something.
Problem is, when you introduce race into a "who would you rather *****?" discussion by women about men, there are other factors which automatically skew the poll in favor of the black man. True, those other factors aren't entirely universal, but they're common enough that they'd be a consideration.
Personally, I'd probably choose a "so-so" black guy over an attractive white guy because when the sun rose, it's quite likely I'd have had a better ride with the black guy, all things considered. It's a question of better mileage (or at least, inch-age.)
Edited, Apr 14th 2007 8:57am by Ambrya
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