Nigeria v Rikki -- Nigeria
Nigeria v Nexa's Chick -- Nigeria in a hedge although both are attractive
Nigeria v Sudan -- Nigeria
Sudan v Carnie -- Carnie
Nigeria v Carnie -- Nigeria
Carnie v Nexa's -- Nexa's Chick
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Definitely Miss Nigeria.
Gag at Ricky Lake.
Gag at Ricky Lake.
I find the picture of Carnie to be the most attractive one in the thread. Nexa's plus size model chick link doesn't work for me though.
Hairspray Era Ricki Lake when she was still fat. Slap the thigh and ride the wave in! Plus I know there will be food....god knows miss Nigeria probably only has a box of tissue paper in her fridge. That and I hate bone slap.
That pic of Riki Lake is pretty disgustingly fat. She was very cute, if still slightly overweight, in Mrs. Winterbourne.
On the other hand, Miss Nigeria looks like some kind of alien.
On the other hand, Miss Nigeria looks like some kind of alien.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I wonder what the female version of this is: Hawt vs. funny? Brad Pitt or David Spade, for example?
Atomicflea wrote:
I wonder what the female version of this is: Hawt vs. funny? Brad Pitt or David Spade, for example?
Brad Pitt is funnier than David Spade. You're bad at examples, hahahaha.
You could do handsome and rich vs. funny and smart and I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
You could do handsome and rich vs. funny and smart and I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Nexa
Nexa
handsome and smart vs. funny and rich?
handsome and funny vs. smart and rich?
Nexa wrote:
Brad Pitt is funnier than David Spade. You're bad at examples, hahahaha. 
Nexa wrote:
You could do handsome and rich vs. funny and smart and I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Well you have to think of someone I find funny, and someone I find attractive that's not funny. That's no easy task really, since I find funny smart guys attractive and unfunny, unintelligent, but traditionally handsome men to be irritating and obnoxious.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Well you have to think of someone I find funny, and someone I find attractive that's not funny. That's no easy task really, since I find funny smart guys attractive and unfunny, unintelligent, but traditionally handsome men to be irritating and obnoxious.
Nexa
Nexa
Whoah whoah whoah. When did we move from "skinny and black versus fat and white" to "handsome versus funny"? I'm not seeing the comparison.
In case you folks were wondering, though, I would totally bang George Clooney.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Whoah whoah whoah. When did we move from "skinny and black versus fat and white" to "handsome versus funny"? I'm not seeing the comparison.
AtomicFlea wrote:
I wonder what the female version of this is: Hawt vs. funny? Brad Pitt or David Spade, for example?
Try to keep up!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Hahahahhaa.
Ahh, you're so sweet. Do you know any other women?
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Smasharoo wrote:
I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Hahahahhaa.
Ahh, you're so sweet. Do you know any other women?
I don't like most women.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Whoah whoah whoah. When did we move from "skinny and black versus fat and white" to "handsome versus funny"? I'm not seeing the comparison.
AtomicFlea wrote:
I wonder what the female version of this is: Hawt vs. funny? Brad Pitt or David Spade, for example?
Try to keep up!
Nexa
Well fine then, but I am loathe to equate Rikki Lake with funny.
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 1:01pm by Barkingturtle
Smasharoo wrote:
I think that for most women (and especially the population of this board), the latter will win.
Hahahahhaa.
Ahh, you're so sweet. Do you know any other women?
Well, she knows Flea...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I don't like most women.
You think, though, that the majority of them would go for the funny, smart guy over the rich, handsome one?
Insane. Now, the majority might SAY that, but in practice, laughable. The same might be the case here. Of all the cracker boys saying they'd take the black woman, probably 10% have ever been with one.
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Well, she knows Flea...
We all know she's only with Joph as an elaborate ploy to steal his silver flatware.
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Of the black chicks you have linked, I pick the fatty white ones. However, for me it's based on the individual. For example, this black chick would be picked over the fat whites.
I do not go by a generalization because I am not subject to women of other nationalities on a consistent enough basis to form a proper comparison.
That said, I honestly believe personal tastes make up more of a factor than race. I do not find many of the black super models pretty what-so-ever, yet on the other hand I find many of the black vocal artists to be absolutely gorgeous.
I do not go by a generalization because I am not subject to women of other nationalities on a consistent enough basis to form a proper comparison.
That said, I honestly believe personal tastes make up more of a factor than race. I do not find many of the black super models pretty what-so-ever, yet on the other hand I find many of the black vocal artists to be absolutely gorgeous.
Smasharoo wrote:
I don't like most women.
You think, though, that the majority of them would go for the funny, smart guy over the rich, handsome one?
You think so long term? Or just for a one night stand sorta thing? I'd tend to think that for the long term, most women would choose someone they're more compatable with on an intellectual level.
Of course, petty, vain women would go for the handsome rich guys, but that's fine by me. It leaves the decent guys available until I'm ready for them.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
We all know she's only with Joph as an elaborate ploy to steal his silver flatware.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Or just for a one night stand sorta thing? I'd tend to think that for the long term, most women would choose someone they're more compatable with on an intellectual level.
I think they'd generally choose someone they see as offering more financial security. Not to be cold, but most women don't marry the funny sweet poet.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Or just for a one night stand sorta thing? I'd tend to think that for the long term, most women would choose someone they're more compatable with on an intellectual level.
I think they'd generally choose someone they see as offering more financial security. Not to be cold, but most women don't marry the funny sweet poet.
I don't think that's really any different than men.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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