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I can't get Nexa's plus size model link to load [:sad:]
If the question is "would a white male find a black supermodel or a horrifically obese white woman more attractive?", then I'm happy to concede that the former is more likely...except in a fetish market.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
She's overweight, by a fair bit. As an example, the most I have ever weighed without being pregnant was 180 pounds (given, I was ill, but nevermind that). That's 50 pounds more than I weigh right now and I was wearing between a size 14 and a size 16, depending on the brand.
You'd agree that a nearly 6 foot tall woman wearing a size 14 dress will be significantly less overweight than a 5'5 woman wearing one, yes? Or certainly appear so, anyway. You're arguing that 5'10 woman with a 34 inch waist is 'fat'.
Seriously, now.
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Smasharoo wrote:
You'd agree that a nearly 6 foot tall woman wearing a size 14 dress will be significantly less overweight than a 5'5 woman wearing one, yes? Or certainly appear so, anyway. You're arguing that 5'10 woman with a 34 inch waist is 'fat'.
Seriously, now.
hahaha, you know that's not what I'm saying you pain in the ***. I'm arguing that one would be considered overweight by current standards. The plus size section of most stores starts at size 12, and size 16 is well into the plus department.
Using a picture of Ricki Lake when she topped out at 260-270 pounds is kinda skewing the argument the other way, so in fairness, I should have picked a size 10 white chick and called her fat.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm loving the Nigerian beauty. Rikki Lake is nothing more than a loud mouth to me.
I've never been into the one night stand thing. Miss Nigeria look hawt, but she could also be a total ***** which is a total turnoff.
That said, if I was going solely on looks, I couldn't care less what her skin colour is. Hawt is hawt.
That said, if I was going solely on looks, I couldn't care less what her skin colour is. Hawt is hawt.
Using a picture of Ricki Lake when she topped out at 260-270 pounds is kinda skewing the argument the other way
I really, honestly, thought the argument was that white guys would prefer a fat white chick.
I tried to find a picture of an 'average' fat white chick, but it's really not as easy it would appear. If you want to link a picture of someone who meets the definition of a 'fat white woman' that isn't preposterous, that would be fine.
I linked a black woman who is clearly dark skinned and has negroid characteristics, which I believe was the criteria.
I didn't link a light skinned black woman with long flowing straight hair and a nose job.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I really, honestly, thought the argument was that white guys would prefer a fat white chick.
Fat as in overweight, yes. Fat as in morbidly obese, not so much.
You're pretty like my mom though.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You're pretty like my mom though.
Say what?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
what.
I'd hit it.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
You're pretty like my mom though.
Say what?
Maybe her mom has a faux-flop hairdo and spews biting sarcasm at every opportunity.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Maybe her mom has a faux-flop hairdo and spews biting sarcasm at every opportunity.
I just cut it a few weeks ago, actually. It's very neavau newscaster now.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
If it was 2am, it was last rounds and I still hadn't picked up a skinny white chick, I would go for a skinny black chick. If that didn't work out I would go for the swamp donkey with a few too many extra pounds. If that didn't work I would call Hellboy.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Maybe her mom has a faux-flop hairdo and spews biting sarcasm at every opportunity.
I just cut it a few weeks ago, actually. It's very neavau newscaster now.
Hmm, I wanted to picture that, so I did a search for "nouveau newscaster" in google images and this was the first picture.
Fitting.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Hmm, I wanted to picture that, so I did a search for "nouveau newscaster" in google images and this was the first picture.
Fitting.
Nexa
If that's a chick, I bet she never ask her boyfriend to go down on her. She can just do it herself.
Can I watch?
Nizdaar wrote:
If that's a chick, I bet she never ask her boyfriend to go down on her. She can just do it herself.
Ask? Don't most women just tug the leash in the right direction?
hahahaha, I just grossed myself out!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Niz wrote:
Hawt is hawt.
Ricki Lake has NEVER been attractive. And I certainly have been attracted to a black woman before. She lives next door to me actually. Sadly I have some competition from my roommates.
I guess that settles the bet...although I in no way claim to be your "average white guy". I am white, but probably not average.
for me race is not an issue when it comes to who is more attractive. i dont care if you are white, black, hispanic, asian, etc... if you are good looking, you are good looking.
Smasharoo wrote:
You know, I realize she's from Nigeria and all that, but her arms freak me out.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You know, I realize she's from Nigeria and all that, but her arms freak me out.
Yeah, I know, no shackles. It's hard for me to get used to, also.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I think the Miss Nigeria picture is skewed. It's pikcing a woman with European-styled features and hair. If you want to stack it up right, make it Alek Wek, commonly considered a supermodel, against Carnie Wilson. (Carnie's on the right)
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 12:45pm by Atomicflea
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 12:45pm by Atomicflea
Atomicflea wrote:
I think the Miss Nigeria picture is skewed. It's picking a woman with European-styled features and hair. If you want to stack it up right, make it Alek Wek, commonly considered a supermodel, against Carnie Wilson.
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 12:44pm by Atomicflea
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 12:44pm by Atomicflea
But noone is attracted to Carnie Wilson either! No fair!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I think the Miss Nigeria picture is skewed. It's pikcing a woman with European-styled features and hair. If you want to stack it up right, make it Alek Wek, commonly considered a supermodel
That's a better example. I couldn't find one.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nexa wrote:
But noone is attracted to Carnie Wilson either! No fair!
Edit: In her defense, Carnie makes cute babies, and she's got a pretty face.
Edited, Apr 13th 2007 12:51pm by Atomicflea
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