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#1 Apr 13 2007 at 8:07 AM Rating: Decent
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I was having a discussion with someone about sexual attraction and they stated that they believed the average white guy would be more likely to be sexually attracted to an overweight white woman than to a an attractive black woman.

Who's right? Now, I'm not talking about light skinned black women with Caucasian features, but actual black women.

Let's say Miss Nigeria vs Hairspray Era Ricki Lake when she was still fat.

Which one's more attractive. Be honest now.
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#2 Apr 13 2007 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
Miss Nigeria.
#3 Apr 13 2007 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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Miss Nigeria.

Who am I kidding? I'd sleep with either of them.
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#4 Apr 13 2007 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
Honestly I have never found a black woman attractive. Though if you pair one up against a fat White Chick, I'll have to go black.
#5 Apr 13 2007 at 8:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Definately Miss Nigeria.
#6 Apr 13 2007 at 8:12 AM Rating: Decent
I think black girls a hawt.

Well, hawt black girls anyway.

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I think black girls a hawt.


European's don't count.
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#8 Apr 13 2007 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Miss Nigeria as well.

Course it would take copious amounts of alcohol before any fat chic becomes attractive, no matter the color.
#9 Apr 13 2007 at 8:20 AM Rating: Good
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Miss Nigeria and I'd choose her over many normal white girls. Attractive is attractive, no matter the colour.
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#10 Apr 13 2007 at 8:22 AM Rating: Decent
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#11 Apr 13 2007 at 8:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Miss Nigeria.

Then again, I've always been down with the brown/yellow wimmins.
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#12 Apr 13 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Threesome please.
#13 Apr 13 2007 at 8:26 AM Rating: Good
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I often wondered what it might be like to rail a black chick so I'd hit Miss Nigeria first. That's not to say I wouldn't do the fat chick but I don't find her attractive.


#14 Apr 13 2007 at 8:26 AM Rating: Decent
Miss Nigeria. Ricki Lake is not even in the top 3 hottest chicks in the one picture.
#15 Apr 13 2007 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Most men don't find Rikki Lake attractive now, let alone when she was still fat. If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.

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#16 Apr 13 2007 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
Nexa wrote:
If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.
But that wouldn't rig the bet in his favor.
#17 Apr 13 2007 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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CrescentFresh wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.
But that wouldn't rig the bet in his favor.


Would he do something like that? Smiley: confused

I'm sure it was just an oversight on his part.

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#18 Apr 13 2007 at 8:37 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Most men don't find Rikki Lake attractive now, let alone when she was still fat. If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.

Nexa


Much nicer, but I'm still going with Miss Nigeria. Did make me think for half a second though.
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#19 Apr 13 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
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If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.


Plus size models aren't 'fat'. If the argument was that most white guys would have sex with a white model who was 10 pounds overweight instead of Miss Nigeria that might make sense.



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#20 Apr 13 2007 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Would he do something like that? Smiley: confused

I'm sure it was just an oversight on his part.

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You're probably right. I don't doubt that when Smash thinks "Hot fat white chick" he thinks of Ricki Lake.
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Nexa wrote:
Most men don't find Rikki Lake attractive now, let alone when she was still fat. If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.


Monique

Here is an example of a plus sized model I would hit infinitely, with a 2x4.

Most other plus size models fall into that category in my opinion, get your fat *** off the runway and the television. The majority of the bag of antlers models are included as well. I am an equal opportunity hater...
#22 Apr 13 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

If you're using a beauty queen as an example on one side, you should at least use a plus size model for the other.


Plus size models aren't 'fat'. If the argument was that most white guys would have sex with a white model who was 10 pounds overweight instead of Miss Nigeria that might make sense.


I anticipated that argument, which is why I chose one that is a size 16. She's more than 10 pounds overweight, certainly.

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#23 Apr 13 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Monique

Here is an example of a plus sized model I would hit infinitely, with a 2x4.
Since when is Mo'Nique a model?
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#25 Apr 13 2007 at 8:42 AM Rating: Decent
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I anticipated that argument, which is why I chose one that is a size 16. She's more than 10 pounds overweight, certainly.


Tell me you think she's fat.

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#26 Apr 13 2007 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I anticipated that argument, which is why I chose one that is a size 16. She's more than 10 pounds overweight, certainly.


Tell me you think she's fat.


She's overweight, by a fair bit. As an example, the most I have ever weighed without being pregnant was 180 pounds (given, I was ill, but nevermind that). That's 50 pounds more than I weigh right now and I was wearing between a size 14 and a size 16, depending on the brand.

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