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#1 Apr 13 2007 at 7:12 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21554081-2703,00.html


HEALTH officials in the US have recommended nationwide use of a new drug to treat gonorrhoea because the sexually transmitted disease, now considered a superbug, is steadily becoming resistant to the long-time standard antibiotic.

The disease has grown increasingly resistant to fluoroquinolones, the most common treatment for the bacterial disease since the early 1990s.

The US federal Centres for Disease Control and Prevention recommended yesterday that a different class of antibiotics, cephalosporins, be used instead.

"Gonorrhoea has now joined the list of superbugs for which treatment options have become dangerously few," Infectious Disease Society of America president Henry Masur said.

"To make a bad problem even worse, we're also seeing a decline in the development of new antibiotics to treat these infections."


Who has time to work on anti-biotic research when there are so many undiscovered ***** pills.
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#3 Apr 13 2007 at 7:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Man, I'm starving.

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Man, I'm starving.


I'd recommend sushi.

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#5 Apr 13 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Man, I'm starving.


I'd recommend sushi.


hmm, but I'll be making sushi this weekend, and I really need to stop buying lunch.

Also: I'll be getting a delicious pumpkin muffin later at Hannah's daycare birthday party.

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#6 Apr 13 2007 at 7:18 AM Rating: Good
Oh that reminds me I have Cottage Cheese today for lunch!
#7 Apr 13 2007 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Oh that reminds me I have Cottage Cheese today for lunch!


For a low cal treat, I'd recommend slicing a peach in half, removing the pit, and having the cottage cheese in the center.

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#8 Apr 13 2007 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Oh that reminds me I have Cottage Cheese today for lunch!


For a low cal treat, I'd recommend slicing a peach in half, removing the pit, and having the cottage cheese in the center.

Nexa


I have Apples and Cinnamon Mixer Pack thing. I like the peach idea though.
#9 Apr 13 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Oh that reminds me I have Cottage Cheese today for lunch!


For a low cal treat, I'd recommend slicing a peach in half, removing the pit, and having the cottage cheese in the center.

Nexa


I have Apples and Cinnamon Mixer Pack thing. I like the peach idea though.


/snicker

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#10 Apr 13 2007 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Soracloud the Charming wrote:
Oh that reminds me I have Cottage Cheese today for lunch!


For a low cal treat, I'd recommend slicing a peach in half, removing the pit, and having the cottage cheese in the center.

Nexa


I have Apples and Cinnamon Mixer Pack thing. I like the peach idea though.


/snicker

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Oh I get it


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#11 Apr 14 2007 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
For a low cal treat, I'd recommend slicing a peach in half, removing the pit
Typical wasteful yank, throwing away the tastiest part.

I bet you throw the conocnut shell away too.
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#12 Apr 14 2007 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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mmmmhhh, cyanidy goodness! love those toxic peach pits!
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#13 Apr 14 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: confused

I thought Chlamydia was "The Clap"
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#14 Apr 14 2007 at 8:18 PM Rating: Decent
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lol Danny Bonaduce
#15 Apr 15 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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We get a lot of women that come in with re-ocurring STD infections, and the husbands tell them the doctor won't see them or some other stupid lie to convince them that the reason they're still virulent isn't that they're still banging that rancid ho, but medical negligence.
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