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#27 Apr 12 2007 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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I have the distinct feeling that Flea will hurt me if I make any more brown jokes, so just know that I was planning on something to the effect of "you're setting a bad example," but prudently decided against it.

I was actually going to comment that crack is a great binky replacement.

It's also a great replacement for booze.

"Gov'ment come and took my baby!"

By the way, DSD, that Pacifier Day sounds like a bizarre perversion on Easter.
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#28 Apr 12 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Try all the methods but in the end...

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just throw it away and wait for the screaming to stop?

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My daughter used a 'pugger' as she called it. I think she still holds a grudge against me for taking it away from here. My son, on the other hand, got attached to his blue blankie....I'm pretty sure it went off to college with him and hides under his pillow or something.
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#29 Apr 12 2007 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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You could secretly install a small flashing LED inside the handle of it. i don't know if that would work, but it gives me the excuse I needed to make a post about the dreaded Blinky Binky of doom!
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#30 Apr 12 2007 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
You could secretly install a small flashing LED inside the handle of it. i don't know if that would work, but it gives me the excuse I needed to make a post about the dreaded Blinky Binky of doom!
Actually, if you made the LED come on with suction that could make for a hilarious video!

The kid's natural reaction to the blinking light would be to pop it out of his mouth straight away and examine it, followed by shaking and a befuddled look. He'd put it back in his mouth and it would start blinking again, hilarity would ensue.





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#31 Apr 12 2007 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
You could secretly install a small flashing LED inside the handle of it. i don't know if that would work, but it gives me the excuse I needed to make a post about the dreaded Blinky Binky of doom!
Actually, if you made the LED come on with suction that could make for a hilarious video!

The kid's natural reaction to the blinking light would be to pop it out of his mouth straight away and examine it, followed by shaking and a befuddled look. He'd put it back in his mouth and it would start blinking again, hilarity would ensue.
Add an electric shock of some sort, and it becomes an excellent deterrent!
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#32 Apr 12 2007 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Add an electric shock of some sort, and it becomes an excellent deterrent!


You haven't met Hannah. She'd spend the night fashioning some sort of weapon out of it and taser me in the morning.

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#33 Apr 12 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
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Add an electric shock of some sort, and it becomes an excellent deterrent!


You haven't met Hannah. She'd spend the night fashioning some sort of weapon out of it and taser me in the morning.

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To get that on video, I'd bend my scruples and sleep over with you, keeping you warm all night. The money I'd make off AFV would be so worth it.
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#34 Apr 12 2007 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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You haven't met Hannah. She'd spend the night fashioning some sort of weapon out of it and taser me in the morning.
What did you think they were teaching her at McVeigh's Little Lambs? Hint: Not fingerpaints.
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#35 Apr 12 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Mother held hostage at Taserbinky-point, forced to bake cookies and milk and endure hours of annoying children's TV shows and reruns of Law and Order. Police are working to resolve the hostage situation, but have so far been unable to meet the suspect's demands for safe passage to euro-disneyland via some form of flying magical choo choo train and a lifetime supply of cotton candy. News at 11"
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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/04/pot.kids/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Here you go. Remember, Binkies are a gateway drug. You must end the addiciton before it begins! You'll never know what your kid will be sucking down next!

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By the way, DSD, that Pacifier Day sounds like a bizarre perversion on Easter.


his birthday is close to Easter and it was the easiest thing to think of at the time =)

Im lucky Ashe isnt into pacifiers much. Sometimes though, I wish he were
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#38 Apr 12 2007 at 1:09 PM Rating: Decent
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DSD wrote:
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By the way, DSD, that Pacifier Day sounds like a bizarre perversion on Easter.


his birthday is close to Easter and it was the easiest thing to think of at the time =)

Im lucky Ashe isnt into pacifiers much. Sometimes though, I wish he were

You beginning to get raw, huh?
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#39 Apr 12 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Jack's not lovin' his either. I'll make him love it, though, and then I'll take it away.

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#40 Apr 12 2007 at 1:42 PM Rating: Good
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I'll make him love it, though, and then I'll take it away.
I love the whole blank-slatedness of kids. Joph Jr. already associates me with Throwing Things Away.
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#41 Apr 12 2007 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
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By the way, DSD, that Pacifier Day sounds like a bizarre perversion on Easter.


his birthday is close to Easter and it was the easiest thing to think of at the time =)

Im lucky Ashe isnt into pacifiers much. Sometimes though, I wish he were

You beginning to get raw, huh?


No but Im sick and tired of being the only damned one who can actually get the kid to sleep. >:P
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#42 Apr 12 2007 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
My son, on the other hand, got attached to his blue blankie....I'm pretty sure it went off to college with him and hides under his pillow or something.


I think all boys have a blue blankie. Mine has one and he's only recently gotten to where he can function without it.

Noah never used a pacifier, either. But getting him weaned off a bottle was a *****. He finally decided one day he was a big boy and tossed the last one we had in the trash.

too bad it was full of my vodka
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#43 Apr 13 2007 at 1:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Just so you know, you all suck for not reading my story about the two year old toking it up.
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#44 Apr 13 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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Just so you know, you all suck for not reading my story about the two year old toking it up.


Welcome to over one month ago. That story was old news
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I'm not a parent, but my friend who is tends to use vacations as opportunities to end bottle/pacifier use. The assumption is that the kid is so distracted by the change in circumstances that the loss isn't as noticable.




Oh, and I went straight from thumb sucking to cigarette smoking so I really encourage you to get the kid off the oral fixation earlier rather than later.

Edited, Apr 13th 2007 6:37pm by Yanari
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#46 Apr 14 2007 at 2:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yanari wrote:
I'm not a parent, but my friend who is tends to use vacations as opportunities to end bottle/pacifier use. The assumption is that the kid is so distracted by the change in circumstances that the loss isn't as noticable.


What's a...a..."vacation"?

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