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If that were some sort of criteria for living in the US, we'd have the population of Luxembourg.
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Smasharoo wrote:
If that were some sort of criteria for living in the US, we'd have the population of Luxembourg.
See, now you're just trying to win me over to your populist minority hogwash by making up countries.
I am quite the populist. There's William Jennings Bryan, Regan, and then me.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Isn't John Edwards that guy on TV who talks to dead people? He was on South Park last night. Biggest Douche of the Universe!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Isn't John Edwards that guy on TV who talks to dead people? He was on South Park last night. Biggest Douche of the Universe!
No no, John Edwards is one of these two men. Can you guess which one?
Hint: The real Edwards is NOT a pilot!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Isn't John Edwards that guy on TV who talks to dead people? He was on South Park last night. Biggest Douche of the Universe!
No no, John Edwards is one of these two men. Can you guess which one?
Hint: The real Edwards is NOT a pilot!
Nexa
The one on the right looks more life-like.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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