Turns out it's an aphrodisiac! Little rats got all excited, wiggling their little ratty ears and otherwise cooing, "Hey Joe, take a walk on the wild side" in rat language.
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Studies in rodents demonstrated that the drug not only gave male rats spontaneous erections, but also fomented sexual excitement in female rats, prompting them to wiggle their ears, hop excitedly, rub noses with males and otherwise display unmistakable hallmarks of rodent arousal.
Inspired by the rodent work, the company decided to give the drug a whirl on women.
Inspired by the rodent work, the company decided to give the drug a whirl on women.
But of course!
Human trials underway. Sounds like L.A. may become the norm, as tan sluts pop up (so to speak) everywhere.
Darn you! 
