Every year, our family has several Easter traditions that we like to keep. We used to go to church like good Catholics, but that hasn't been the case in several years. However, we still dye Easter eggs, and make an Easter Bunny cake.
This year, as we were coloring the eggs, my mother asked whether our Easter Bunny cake should be a girl or a boy. I tenatively responded, "why not make it both?"
Thus, the idea for a transgendered Easter Bunny was born. We started with the eyes, added plenty of eyeliner, some blush, some big 'ole lips, a sprinkling of facial hair, and a few piercings. And so, with some frosting, jelly beans, liquorice, and a little creativity, our masterpiece was complete.
Without further ado, I give you our transgendered Easter Bunny.
And two more.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
You've got one fucked-up family.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I thought it was rather funny! Better than sitting at home alone... ALL DAY! 
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I thought it was rather funny! Better than sitting at home alone... ALL DAY!
I feel your pain.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Demea wrote:
We used to go to church like good Catholics, but that hasn't been the case in several years.
Ya we go Easter Vigil, two hours and thirty minutes is just sick.
But your family is screwed up and you should consider counseling.
Edited, Apr 8th 2007 6:43pm by Aegis
Our family's sense of humor has just evolved with age. Nothing like transsexual Easter Bunnies and martinis.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The transexual bunny thing I get, but Easter cake?
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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The transexual bunny thing I get, but Easter cake?
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Like there's a WRONG time for cake.
Kakar wrote:
The transexual bunny thing I get, but Easter cake?
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Huh?
every easter we go to my in laws, spend time with the whole family, and come home trying to figure out how my husband turned out so well, as (in his words) his whole family is the perfect representation of New England white trash. After trying to figure out how he has always been so vastly different from the rest of his kin, we decide each year he must be adopted.
The transsexual bunny cake was pretty hilarious as we were making it. What was even more hilarious was explaining it to my future brother-in-law who came to dinner. 
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nexa wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I thought it was rather funny! Better than sitting at home alone... ALL DAY!
I feel your pain.
I'm not saying it to be mean, or speak out of turn, but in the spirit of New Life and New Beginnings, I can say this: I feel your both your pain, and I urge you to leap before you look. Best thing I ever did.
Pretty sad when all my family and friends live within 30ish miles of me... but I had to drive 200 miles in a round trip to pick up little one, so sitting at home alone wasn't that bad and I got to sleep in!
I, however, have no where to leap to! I just spent the day, non-stressed, in my jammies and chilled until it was time to leave. Which is not bad, considering being with family without my kids just isn't any fun, especially explaining why I don't have them...
Now, my day has turned to ****! My Sirius reception has died and I haven't a clue what to do about it. Oh well, will worry about that tomorrow. With the price of gas, probably won't be driving the stang much anyway.
I, however, have no where to leap to! I just spent the day, non-stressed, in my jammies and chilled until it was time to leave. Which is not bad, considering being with family without my kids just isn't any fun, especially explaining why I don't have them...
Now, my day has turned to ****! My Sirius reception has died and I haven't a clue what to do about it. Oh well, will worry about that tomorrow. With the price of gas, probably won't be driving the stang much anyway.
Stop hijacking my open-minded thread with your selfish belly-aching. 
Too many hyphens in that sentence.
Too many hyphens in that sentence.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Pix of you with the cake or it wasn't yours! 
Edited, Apr 9th 2007 1:54am by Darqflame
Edited, Apr 9th 2007 1:54am by Darqflame
My mother, per holiday tradition, hid a hundred bucks worth of $1, $5, $10's and a $20 in plastic eggs throughout the house and had us "kids" hunt for it.
Flea and I came out of it $75 richer and my sister and brother-in-law came out of it pissed that they found a lot more eggs but I found all the ones with larger denominations.
Flea and I came out of it $75 richer and my sister and brother-in-law came out of it pissed that they found a lot more eggs but I found all the ones with larger denominations.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Flea and I came out of it $75 richer and my sister and brother-in-law came out of it pissed that they found a lot more eggs but I found all the ones with larger denominations.
I'm not sharing my $51 with you.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Atomicflea wrote:
I'm not saying it to be mean, or speak out of turn, but in the spirit of New Life and New Beginnings, I can say this: I feel your both your pain, and I urge you to leap before you look. Best thing I ever did.
If I was in a position to do so, believe me, I would, but I have this kid see.
I'm glad you had a nice Easter!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I'm not saying it to be mean, or speak out of turn, but in the spirit of New Life and New Beginnings, I can say this: I feel your both your pain, and I urge you to leap before you look. Best thing I ever did.
If I was in a position to do so, believe me, I would, but I have this kid see.
I'm glad you had a nice Easter!
Nexa
Oh come now, I'm certain more than a few internet Romeos would be more than happy to catch you and your tike, should you make the leap.
And I mean that in a totally innocent way, like a pillow catching a weary head, not like a stalker keeping you two chained to a radiator.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm not sharing my $51 with you.
Nexa wrote:
If I was in a position to do so, believe me, I would, but I have this kid see.
Tee-hee. I'm buying Joph a $51 chocolate.
That's a lovely cake. 
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Oh come now, I'm certain more than a few internet Romeos would be more than happy to catch you and your tike, should you make the leap.
And I mean that in a totally innocent way, like a pillow catching a weary head, not like a stalker keeping you two chained to a radiator.
Oh that's not the problem dear, it's that I'm not going to pick up and move the wee tot away from her dad. :)
At least, not just yet. I'm finishing my degree first and then we'll see.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh come now, I'm certain more than a few internet Romeos would be more than happy to catch you and your tike, should you make the leap.
It's so hard to tell the Romeos from the Lotharios, though.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh come now, I'm certain more than a few internet Romeos would be more than happy to catch you and your tike, should you make the leap.
It's so hard to tell the Romeos from the Lotharios, though.
Well lord knows I only ever make the most excellent of choices in men, so I'm unconcerned.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
It's so hard to tell the Romeos from the Lotharios, though.
It's easier than one might at first think. Identify the guy with self-destructive, maybe even suicidal tendencies, and there you find a man looking for love.
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