Smasharoo wrote:
that's why i moved to FL.
I'd rather have someone light my eyes on fire and then put the fire out with icepicks and sledgehammers than live in Florida.
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Ok, enough of the winter already...
Ok, enough of the winter already...Follow
that's why i moved to FL.
I'd rather have someone light my eyes on fire and then put the fire out with icepicks and sledgehammers than live in Florida.
Is it the weather, or Jeb?
I think it's more the high concentration of, what's the word I'm looking for, oh yes, morons. It's possible I could live in Miami, but only in very small sections insulated from the hordes of Jesus loving white trash.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
I think it's more the high concentration of, what's the word I'm looking for, oh yes, morons. It's possible I could live in Miami, but only in very small sections insulated from the hordes of Jesus loving white trash.
Today's weather has been as pleasant as advertised, so I grabbed the camera and took a few shots. In no way should this be considered taunting, it is for you cold-weather folks' day-dreaming facillitation.
Here's a blossoming baby cherry tree, and in the background is a little box that I'm growing strawberries and spinach in. Also, you can see some grape-vines there on the left.
Here's the view from my little hammock. Those little stone benches on the left are far less comfortable.
This is just begging me to drive it to the ocean this weekend.
Obligatory shot of my harem.
And contentment.
Now, I'm going to retire back to my hammock and have a margarita. Not really, I've still got a couple of hours of work left around here today, but the sun's up till a little after eightish, so there'll be time.
Here's a blossoming baby cherry tree, and in the background is a little box that I'm growing strawberries and spinach in. Also, you can see some grape-vines there on the left.
Here's the view from my little hammock. Those little stone benches on the left are far less comfortable.
This is just begging me to drive it to the ocean this weekend.
Obligatory shot of my harem.
And contentment.
Now, I'm going to retire back to my hammock and have a margarita. Not really, I've still got a couple of hours of work left around here today, but the sun's up till a little after eightish, so there'll be time.
You know. If only there were something that we could do. Something that mankind as a whole could work together on, that would raise the temperature a bit...
Hmmm. ;)
Hmmm. ;)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I hate you and your hammock.
[:envy:]
[:envy:]
Recent Visitors: 250
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (250)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Ok, enough of the winter already...
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC