Wow...don't any of you waste of space low lifes have anything better to do? I mean for the love of God pry your *** away from the computer long enough to realize that there's an enormous world out there just waiting to be experienced. And yes I'm still more intelligent, physically fit, better looking, and have more money (probably than all of you combined).
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achileez wrote:
Wow...don't any of you waste of space low lifes have anything better to do? I mean for the love of God pry your *** away from the computer
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I tried to go visit this "outdoors" thing you speak of but my job told me to sit back at my desk and work on my computer. If you want to call them and tell em differently I'll give you the number.
Oh and its a goddamn guarantee I am better looking and more fit then you. Also I am having sex daily with someone hotter then any the pigs you've been with (probably all of them combined).
I can't type today
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 10:56am by Soracloud
Oh and its a goddamn guarantee I am better looking and more fit then you. Also I am having sex daily with someone hotter then any the pigs you've been with (probably all of them combined).
I can't type today
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 10:56am by Soracloud
Jophed,
Pay someone else to do it. My moto is, and has always been, never do anything you can get someone else to do. You're never going to make any money if you keep doing everything yourself.
Varus
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Having my *** at the computer is what I get paid for.
Pay someone else to do it. My moto is, and has always been, never do anything you can get someone else to do. You're never going to make any money if you keep doing everything yourself.
Varus
Sora,
LOL...
Varus
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Oh and its a goddamn guarantee I am better looking and more fit then you. Also I am having sex daily with someone hotter then any the pigs you've been with (probably all of them combined).
LOL...
Varus
achileez wrote:
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Having my *** at the computer is what I get paid for.
It's win-win!
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 8:20am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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People still come here?
Hey! Flea made it to work!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Hey! Flea made it to work!
I'm just pathetic! No excuse. I really do need to realize there's a great big world out there! Maybe I should take a break and go rest in the hammock by the creek that runs through my property, since I'm such a tool I get to work from home, for myself.
Nah, there's not enough **** out there by the creek. Unless you count the sheep, and I don't mean in the way one does to facilitate sleep. Plus, I've got on-line communities to troll, because I'm a winner, and they need to know it.
Nah, there's not enough **** out there by the creek. Unless you count the sheep, and I don't mean in the way one does to facilitate sleep. Plus, I've got on-line communities to troll, because I'm a winner, and they need to know it.
achileez wrote:
Wow...don't any of you waste of space low lifes have anything better to do? I mean for the love of God pry your *** away from the computer long enough to realize that there's an enormous world out there just waiting to be experienced. And yes I'm still more intelligent, physically fit, better looking, and have more money (probably than all of you combined).
So? My dick is bigger than yours.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I'm just pathetic! No excuse. I really do need to realize there's a great big world out there! Maybe I should take a break and go rest in the hammock by the creek that runs through my property, since I'm such a tool I get to work from home, for myself.
Nah, there's not enough **** out there by the creek. Unless you count the sheep, and I don't mean in the way one does to facilitate sleep. Plus, I've got on-line communities to troll, because I'm a winner, and they need to know it.
Nah, there's not enough **** out there by the creek. Unless you count the sheep, and I don't mean in the way one does to facilitate sleep. Plus, I've got on-line communities to troll, because I'm a winner, and they need to know it.
What he said, minus the sheep and the creek.
Edited, Apr 4th 2007 11:35pm by GitSlayer
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there's an enormous world out there just waiting to be experienced.
And you know this because you went to Amsterdam once?
we should all bow down to Varus' superior geographical explorations
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Debalic wrote:
So? My **** is bigger than yours.
Hell, my dick is bigger than his...
paulsol the Flatulent wrote:
And you know this because you went to Amsterdam once?
we should all bow down to Varus' superior geographical explorations
we should all bow down to Varus' superior geographical explorations
I think he also watched some German basketball once.
But yeah, I agree
Well, when you've been a professional basketball player, rock star, okra farmer, pirate, trapeze artist, professor, doctor, beautician and burger flipper, you've really not a lot left to see.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I know, it's like Jack London without the story ideas.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Virus wrote:
People still *** here?
Debalic wrote:
So? My dick is bigger than yours.
Pics or it's not true.
achileez wrote:
barkingturtle,
so you have a thing for sheep...tell us something we don't know.
Varus
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I'm just pathetic! No excuse. I really do need to realize there's a great big world out there! Maybe I should take a break and go rest in the hammock by the creek that runs through my property, since I'm such a tool I get to work from home, for myself.
so you have a thing for sheep...tell us something we don't know.
Varus
achileez wrote:
so you have a thing for sheep...tell us something we don't know.
Next, you'll insult Twiz by saying that he drinks! That'll show'em!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
achileez wrote:
so you have a thing for sheep...tell us something we don't know.
Next, you'll insult Twiz by saying that he drinks! That'll show'em!
That was even worse then my "I'm hotter then you" statement.
Come on yokle, you can do better.
achileez wrote:
so you have a thing for sheep...tell us something we don't know.
I'd say you were getting soft but you couldn't ever get it up in the first place. This zinger of yours is the equivalent me saying:
"You have a thing for fantasizing about living a life that doesn't make suicide an attractive proposition".
I am everything you claim to be; an insurance agent, a farmer, a great lay and the walking, talking embodiment of all things Man, plus I have charisma.
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