Like that time when me and my wife went to fight the centaur-boss (you know, the one in Desolace where you have to blow the horn) and as I see them running towards us, I rush to place an ice trap in their way, and jumps back in place in a stylish spin-jump... and violently die, far down the hill, leaving my wife to fight the waves of centaurs alone, facing a horrible horrible death. :p
If one of those centaurs saw the back end of a horse in a barn or something and only the back end do you think they'd mount it?
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