Debalic wrote:
Tare wrote:
I bet the lookout had red hair.
Hah!
Hah!
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Omegavegeta wrote:
O.J. got off, why can't they too get off?
I'd say some of them already did.
Won't their records be cleared when they turn 18?
Normally. Like if they shot someone. Sex though, probably not.
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I can just hear the outcry, then one of their parents get a job in a new town and the locals find out a Sexual Offender is moving in.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Won't their records be cleared when they turn 18?
Normally. Like if they shot someone. Sex though, probably not.
I can't beleive they arrested and charged them with a felony for that. I mean seriously, who'd they hurt? Give em an in school suspension and let the parents straighten them out. Oh and since when (and where) is it illegal to have sex in front of a group of people? (cause you know none of them were complaining).
Tare wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Tare wrote:
I bet the lookout had red hair.
Hah!
Hah!
What took you so long!?Sorry, I was crying my coppery emo head off.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
This dosen't suprise me much, in fact it explains alot I live there in New Orleans and the school systems rate the worst in the country. In fact you can get all F's and one D and still pass the semester. I am glad I don't have kids. They would definetly be Home Schooled.
jackjeckel the Pest wrote:
They would definetly be Home Schooled.
What lucky kids.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Elderon wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Won't their records be cleared when they turn 18?
Normally. Like if they shot someone. Sex though, probably not.
criminal.lawyers.com wrote:
Q: Can an expungment be denied?
A: Yes. Each state sets itsÂ’ own standards. Some factors which may contribute to a denial include:
* Time period required by law has not been met. This time period often does not begin until all confinement and probation has been completed and fines are paid.
* Additional convictions exists
* A previous expungement exits
* Pending arrest(s)
* Conviction of a sexual offense
* Registered sex offender
* Court records indicate that the case is still open.
A: Yes. Each state sets itsÂ’ own standards. Some factors which may contribute to a denial include:
* Time period required by law has not been met. This time period often does not begin until all confinement and probation has been completed and fines are paid.
* Additional convictions exists
* A previous expungement exits
* Pending arrest(s)
* Conviction of a sexual offense
* Registered sex offender
* Court records indicate that the case is still open.
As for the state of Louisiana in particular,
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Any adult residing in this state who has pled guilty to, has been convicted of, or where adjudication has been deferred or withheld for the perpetration or attempted perpetration of any sex offense and any attempted perpetration of any sex and any juvenile who has pled guilty or has been convicted of a sex offense as provided in Children's Code Article 857 shall register with the sheriff of the parish of the person's residence and with the chief of police if the address of the residence is located in an incorporated area which has a police department.
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why can't they too get off?
I thought that's what they were trying to do???
Atomicflea wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Won't their records be cleared when they turn 18?
Normally. Like if they shot someone. Sex though, probably not.
criminal.lawyers.com wrote:
Q: Can an expungment be denied?
A: Yes. Each state sets itsÂ’ own standards. Some factors which may contribute to a denial include:
* Time period required by law has not been met. This time period often does not begin until all confinement and probation has been completed and fines are paid.
* Additional convictions exists
* A previous expungement exits
* Pending arrest(s)
* Conviction of a sexual offense
* Registered sex offender
* Court records indicate that the case is still open.
A: Yes. Each state sets itsÂ’ own standards. Some factors which may contribute to a denial include:
* Time period required by law has not been met. This time period often does not begin until all confinement and probation has been completed and fines are paid.
* Additional convictions exists
* A previous expungement exits
* Pending arrest(s)
* Conviction of a sexual offense
* Registered sex offender
* Court records indicate that the case is still open.
As for the state of Louisiana in particular,
Quote:
Any adult residing in this state who has pled guilty to, has been convicted of, or where adjudication has been deferred or withheld for the perpetration or attempted perpetration of any sex offense and any attempted perpetration of any sex and any juvenile who has pled guilty or has been convicted of a sex offense as provided in Children's Code Article 857 shall register with the sheriff of the parish of the person's residence and with the chief of police if the address of the residence is located in an incorporated area which has a police department.
Like I said: Nice, felons right off the bat. They got a nice, easy life ahead of them.
Poor fucKers.
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Poor ********
I do love a good pun.
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