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#1 Apr 03 2007 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
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Monkey Flees Zoo, Attacks Bus Passenger

MEXICO CITY (AP) - A spider monkey that escaped from a Mexico City zoo boarded a bus and attacked a passenger, Red Cross officials said Tuesday. The monkey got on the bus at about 11 p.m. Monday after escaping from the San Juan de Aragon Zoo, Red Cross spokesman Jair Martinez said. Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched and bit a 20-year-old female passenger when she tried to hold it, the Mexican news agency Notimex said.

Martinez said the woman was treated for her injury, and the animal was placed in quarantine. He said he had no further details.


Never would have happened in Boston. The T officials woulda booted the little ******* off at the next stop for not paying it's fare.
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#2 Apr 03 2007 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
Omegavegeta wrote:
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Monkey Flees Zoo, Attacks Bus Passenger

MEXICO CITY (AP) - A spider monkey that escaped from a Mexico City zoo boarded a bus and attacked a passenger, Red Cross officials said Tuesday. The monkey got on the bus at about 11 p.m. Monday after escaping from the San Juan de Aragon Zoo, Red Cross spokesman Jair Martinez said. Zoo officials could not immediately be reached for comment.
The animal sat next to the bus driver for almost an hour as he drove through the city, and scratched and bit a 20-year-old female passenger when she tried to hold it, the Mexican news agency Notimex said.

Martinez said the woman was treated for her injury, and the animal was placed in quarantine. He said he had no further details.


Never would have happened in Boston. The T officials woulda booted the little ******* off at the next stop for not paying it's fare.


I think we all know how Boston responds to harmless threats. The smoldering bits of his corpse would still line the streets of bean town.
#3 Apr 03 2007 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
Either that, or it's corpse would be filled with "non lethal" bullets. But either way, I guaran-damn-tee you it wouldn't have lasted an hour on one of our busses.

Just ask this guy.
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