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#1 Apr 03 2007 at 2:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand
Take your baby by the arms
And throw her on the floor to do her harm...
The Tribune wrote:
A Chicago woman is suing a man she claims flipped her into the air and dropped her on her head in a jitterbug-style dance move at a company event.

Lacey Hindman, 22, seeks damages for medical bills and lost wages for time missed from work in a suit filed in Cook County Circuit Court.

In the suit, Hindman claims that in April 2006, David Prange grabbed her by the forearms and tossed her in the air before she crashed into the wood floor at Stanley's Kitchen and Tap on the city's North Side. The incident allegedly took place at a mandatory work event.

"I was in the air, over him," Hindman said. "I fell hard enough you could hear the impact of me hitting the floor over the sound from the jukebox."

Hindman said she suffered a fractured skull and brain injuries.

Her attorney, David M. Baum, said Prange should be accountable for the alleged injuries caused by "negligent dancing."
A mandatory work jitterbug? Smiley: dubious

This calls for an immediate recall of all Brian Setzer albums! On a side note, Flea and I took a dance class recently and, for the last dance, the class had the option of learning the Rumba, the Merengue or Swing. Since the class was composed entirely of gringos (besides Flea), they all picked Swing. I found Flea's Achilles' heel in the dance world -- she can't find rhythm in white-man music. About halfway through the first song, she remarked to me that she finally understood what I was saying when I'd respond to some Latin rhythm with a shrug while she was all a-Salsa.
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#2 Apr 03 2007 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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You complete and utter fUcking ******* Jophiel!

Just as my $5,000 a day Priory Re-Hab has accelerated my recovery from "Obama-Time syndrome", I now need to check in for treatment for "Wang-Chung" disorder.

I despise you with a vitriolic passion that even a Latina could never comprehend.

Eat Borscht and Die!!

And yes, I just rolled up the sleeves on my jacket and grew a mullet hair-do, you ****
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#3 Apr 03 2007 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
the class had the option of learning the Rumba, the Merengue or the Sha-wing.
I would pay for photos!
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#4 Apr 03 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
Just as my $5,000 a day Priory Re-Hab has accelerated my recovery from "Obama-Time syndrome", I now need to check in for treatment for "Wang-Chung" disorder.
Here, try this
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#5 Apr 03 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Just as my $5,000 a day Priory Re-Hab has accelerated my recovery from "Obama-Time syndrome", I now need to check in for treatment for "Wang-Chung" disorder.
Here, try this
Whoah, thanks pilgrim!

Question:

If I just wash these spoons in ordinary detergent, will they be OK, or do I need to sterilise them in an autoclave after using them to gouge out my own eyes?

Stop. . .


Wang Chung time!

Edited to add:

This is what I was listening to when you posted that offluence.

(Much nicer to hear the song from Scottish smack-heads than from Aff'ucan Ame'cuhn's with codpieces)

Edited, Apr 3rd 2007 7:10pm by Nobby
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#6 Apr 03 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Eat Borscht and Die!!

Wikipedia wrote:
Borscht (also borsch or borshch - see etymology below) is a vegetable soup, usually including beet roots, which give it a strong red color.


Wow, does that picture ever look not appetizing. Blech.
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#7 Apr 03 2007 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nobby wrote:
If I just wash these spoons in ordinary detergent, will they be OK, or do I need to sterilise them in an autoclave after using them to gouge out my own eyes?
Come on now -- worth it just for the drama part! Smiley: laugh

But if you needed a different song cover
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